So yea, wat would u say???

I came all this way for that!?!
You'd better be paying for my bus ticket home.
lolol

I'll leave the money on the dresser.

Roll over to the other side and ask the devil wtf his prob is................

Id say 'why is there a bearded man in my bed?...the girl can stay tho'

i'd say Lucky im not crazy and my cloths are on!

Why are you still here?

credit-Quagmire - Family guy!

Ah Shit! Not Again

which way do u wanna spoon?

Are you saving money on your car insurance?

(mock the week, legend)

I thought I told you to sleep on the couch.

well i cant beleive we just did that

that was better than i thought it would be.cigarette.

We shouldnt have done this, Can we still be cousins?

WAT?

Hai der jiggle butt!

The fireworks were a nice touch

oh. my. god. MOM?!?!

Wait til i leave the room before u take off the paper bag, please

...The user above you is bigger

( hahaha!! )

"you've got great new york boobs!"

Well since you're here, how about a cup of coffee?

oooh, still feeling dizzy redistributed quite a large amount of protein last night, so why don't you go and cook me a nice steak... please?

coffee sounds good, too...

ok, you can go now....

DOH!

Why do I keep waking up next to you? I ain't mad though! !

*rubs eyes*

did we get married last night? or the night before? or... ?

uh... vegas is so confusing...

*goes back to sleep*

How did you get out of your cage!?

sweet! twins!

*wakes up*

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto...

Why am i covered in baked beans????



(***Jesus, Jackie gets around..... )

.....i thought you were mickie james

Why is there a video camera in the corner?

Wave to the camera.... Don't make me rape snuggle you!

For Feck sake, its been so often now, do i still have to pay the going rate?

Did you forget about the restraining order? ... Fine. I can deal with it for now. The fee to stay in this bed is $2000/night.

Mair kaite Ni??

~tRaNsLaTiOn~
u wanna get beat up?

I don't want to die. I want to LIVE!

Shut up mod, dont make me gag or kick you..

Stop grinning! First you pop my cherry and now this?! That wouldn't be very "nice" of you

"Oh Lord, please tell me I wore a condom last night"!

"Jesus, the affects of all of last nights alcohol have wore off, and it's bad... I'm telling ya! Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror after you wake up..........uughh! ( pukes on side of bed due to disgust )

so mr austin..........................will you wrestle @ wrestlemania 25 NOW????

no one must ever know of this...

Please sign on the dotted line.

... why... why is there an ice pick on your nightstand? :S

I love what you've done with the place. May I fondle your pick?

*opens one eye*

... why am I in a gown? ... and what's with your crown and scepter?

jackie.............i LOOOOVED you in smokey and the bandit!!! youll always be my little tick turd

So... do I get a raise?

Can you untie me now---lol