I have never drowned before.

*am an excellent swimmer, and used to be able to do a double back flip before my back got hurt*

I've never jumped from a springboard.
I'd feel like walking the plank...

I have never said 'Oh My God' in a real conversation.

O dear Lord I say that all the time.
But God will forgive me. I bring donuts.


I have never seen more than a few minutes of a John Wayne movie. His movies are like every techno song of the last 15 years- their all exactly the same but we pretend we haven't noticed out of politeness.

i have never been stung by a bee

I have never liked dance movies at all.

I've never cryed to E.T.

I never got my hand caught in the cookie jar!!!!!

OOooooI have never broken a bone ..not even a little bit ever ever pheww !!

I have never ever not come up with an answer for the "I have never" thread!!!

I have never been able to "dunk" a basketball.

I have never pilot a plane

I have never spent so long thinking about what I have never done, before now.

I have never cheated on a significant other!

i have never been a log on a fire!

I have never broken a single bone in my body.

^^
Wow! thats suprising! lol

I have never ahd to repeat an exam

I have never climbed into the lions den at a zoo before!!!!

What the heck does THAT mean?!?!?!



I have never met someone from Australia, which makes me doubt the country even exists (It's a government conspiracy!!!).

I have never had a wanted poster made of me!!!!

i have never slept so little as i have this week

I have never been to the club and i'm 24

i have never had a hangover!

How have you never had a hangover?!

I have never been arrested

I have never 69'd lol

i have never been able to fit my fist in my mouth

i have never tipped a cow

I have never been in a hot air balloon

I have never been out of the states!!!:(

I have never eaten anything from KFC

I have never been away from the forum games so long since the time I started the ball roling with them again. lol

i have never licked the inside of a chest freezer.

I have never lost a cell phone yet.

I have never worn a French maids outfit before

i have never been as bummed out as when i read the previous post.

I to have never been as bummed out by reading a post. lol ( just kidding peachy )

I have never gotten a DUI in my entire life. Never got MIP when I was a child either, or busted for anything of the sorts. ( i'm 38 now, so i guess that means I'm on a role!!!

What's a DUI or MIP ??

I have never achieved my dream of riding a motor bike faster than 128mph.

I have never gone to Florence, Italy.

DUI- Driving under the influence ( of drugs or alcohol )
MIP -Minor in possession ( of drugs or alcohol )


I have never seen the ball drop in New York live and in person!!! bummer! lol

Oh right, thanks .... I have never heard of a DUI or MIP before

I have never done what I did the other night....got into a food fight with two cops at at Denney's restaurant while drunk on New Years Eve. They started it, and it was all in good fun, and afterwards, the 1st cop bought my meal for me since he was a good sport. hehehehe

I have never looked at beastiality on purpose.

lol

I have never gotten married in Vegas and woke up the next day wondering what happened! lol

lol

I never did anal due to the fact that I was afraid that it would have poop on my "dipstick".

lol, omg, thats funny!!! lol

I have never laughed so hard over a post like i just did!!! lmao!!!

lol, thanx for that comment lol

lets see now...hmmm....oh I know:

I have never stole a single thing from a friend, not even a stick of gum.

Me neither, wouldn't steal from a friend, now an unsuspecting rich person, now thats a different story! lol

I have never zipped my dick in my zipper before, and thank God!!!

I did once...it hurt like hell. Luckily it break any skin and I stopped right the moment it happened. But man, remember There's Something About Mary? Every time I think about that beginning part when Ben Stiller zipped it all the way up...I still cringe lol.


I have never had sex with someone of the same sex.

OMG I have never felt so outta place in a thread as I have reading the last few posts! It's like listening in on a conversation in the mens room