I have never been struck by lightening!!!

I have never felt so sorry for myself.. bad hangovers are like the man-flu. bleeech.

I've never seen a UFO burning up in the sky!

I have never understood why people take a cold plunge in icy waters!

I left home at 16, and I have NEVER wanted to go back to live there again.

(No, I didnt have a bad childhood, I had decent parents, and decent family, I just LOVE being on my own-with MY family now)

That's about the same age I left home. I on the other hand, I couldn't stand my abusive alcoholic father, so that's why I left....and I'm much better off because of it!

I have never been a lucky person, seems bad luck likes to follow me around!!!

iv never really considered my self lucky or unlucky, just deal with whatever is thrown at me, cos it dosnt really matter what i class it as, its already happened! lol

I have never been to the moon!!!

i have never been able to recover the password of my very very first email

bummer, hope it wasn't an important e-mail!!

I have never had an elephant sit on my car!!!

Depends on what you call an elephant. I had a friend once...anyway.


I have never "experienced" a beer bong.

That brings back memories!!!

I have never passed out at a party!!!

Neither have I. At a party, that is...ahem...


I have never more than 10 minutes of any movie starring Steven Segal...

Not even his early ones....?

I have never had a broken bone in my body yet.....knock on wood!

(no, not even his early ones - although I came close to the 10-minutes mark with the one that had Kelly LeBrock; I was a young lad back then...)


I never broke a bone either, and God knows I tried. Well, not intentionally - I'm very clumsy and often got myself into Jackie-Chanesque situations that would've made anyone else's bones go "click". But then again my hair started falling before I even graduated high school...



I have never even touched any of the "current" games consoles (X-Box, Wii, PS2/3,etc), having only on a few occasions fiddled with a Super Nintendo. (Nothing against gamers, I just never got what all the fuss is about)

I have NEVER enjoyed waking up to my alarm clock-EVER!

Devils work those damn things!

I have never really needed an alarm clock, I always wake up on time. I just go to bed and tell myself to wake up at a certain time and I always do. Don't know why I have always been able to do that but it helps I guess when you don't or can't sleep for long periods of time. I average 3 to 4 hours sleep a day.

Thumper looks more and more like my clone - except for the wrestling thing. No offesne dude...
I also have an internal alarm clock. I just need to think of the time at which I must get up, and sure enough I'm pretty much on the dot. he fact that I sleep 3 to 4 hours a day might help that though...Coffee...COOOFEEEE.


I have never seen "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", even though I'm a huge fan of the first film.

I have never had a filing in my teeth

22 yearsold and that ain't badme thinks

I have never been able to do a back double flip off the high board at the pool.

I have never made out in a car (I've been told I missed out one of life's great things, but come one, in a CAR? It's like talking to people on a keyboard! Oh, wait...)

I have never ran in a marathon!!!

I did run a marathon dozens of time in my head. But then the alarm went off and a reality called lazyness sucked me back in.


I have never seen Marathon man.

I have never seen two nuns in a fist fight!!!!

I'm...completely blank to answer that one...


I have never BEEN in a fist fight (apparently, hitting a face with a closed fist hurts more than listening to Eddy Murphy's one and only forray into music).

I have never bungee jumped,

Although i have skydived, but its the rope that scares me :S

I was supposed to Bungee jump once, but then just as I was un-terrifyingly looking down, God appeared to me and said that if I jumped the world might end in a cataclysmic bonfire of pain and misery. "But God", said I, I must jump and prove beyond a doubt that I am a man. The guy in charge of the jumps didn't believe the conversation I said I was having with God though, and told me to take my pussy ass elsewhere so others can pretend they're not scared. And so I stepped down, and saved the world. True story.


I have never been to a strip club (GOD my life seems boring with all the not-done-stuff I confess in here...)

I have been to a couple in amsterdam,

Although i have never paid for sex!

Used to work in a strip club, full nude as well. Trust me, you ain't missing much. You get used to it rather quick and the girls can be pretty nasty at times when you see them off the floor.

I have never had to have an extended hospital stay for anything. Thank god, hospital food sucks!!!

One of these days, remind to tell you the story of my one and only surgery, that took place during a thunderstorm where power failed and generator too....


I have never been outside the continental North America.

Me neither, but I would love to travel the world someday.

I have never been on a cruise either!

I have never been to the Isle of Chad... all tho, I almost went.

OK, so, smartie pants' on here... anybody know where the Isle of Chad is????

I have never heard of Isle of Chad, where is it?

I think it's right between Genovia and Parador


I have never let anyone else clip my finger nails.

Ahahhaa, no.

It's one of the privately owned mini islands of the channel islands, between England and France.


Between Sark and Herm, there are about 8-9 little islands. They own a mild allegiance to Brittin, as ALL Channel Islands do, but the Isle of Chad has such an ancient history, its actually STILL allowed to be a dictatorship with its own Monarch, and has a population of under 200 people.

I almost went, as an acquaintance of a friend had family that lives there- but, oddly, that island seldom accepts guests, as there's only one way on or off the island. In the end, I ran out of time, and opportunity... and sadly, now, will most likely never go.
Kinda sad I missed such an experience...

Very cool tho.... to know that places like that still exist, almost unchanged 100's of years...

And INTERESTING side note: if you google map Channel Islands, you will NOT find 2 maps alike, nor will you see the same islands listed. The reason for this is, some of the islands have now also been privately bought, (or in the case of Chad, where not truliy OPEN to the public- as a dictatorship, they sort of block casual visits) and do NOT show up on PUBLIC maps... but I still don't know WHY all the postioning of the islands change from map to map.... ODD.







I have never wanted my then my 2 'perfect' children.
(I'm the mom, to me- they ARE perfect!)

I have never been skydiving,base/bungee jumping.

I have this complex called Self-Preservation!

Self-preserevation usually takes care of itself. Besides, crossing the street might be just as hazardous. To be honest I never did either, but then again I'm a big pussy. It's one of those Fear Itself things...


I have never sat my bum in a Ferrarri.

I did once, and drove it around the block a few times. My grandpa used to be an Auto body repair man and that's how I got to. A doctor was passing threw town one day and a school kid scratched his car some how so he needed it touched up and decided to do it right then and there. He was referred to my grandpa, as everyone in town was at that time cause he was the best around. When the doctor got a cab to go catch lunch, that was my ticket to try it out, and I did!! I'll never forget it!!


I have never caught a fish over 10 pounds!!! Wished I could!!!

I have never dyed all of my hair, i think too many people would shoot me if i did lol

Keep it red ginger, you look really cute the way you are. Don't piss off the guys!!! lol

I have never liked talk shows in general.

I have never answered ASL seriously!

I have never been sail boating!

Not as easy as it looks, but tremendous experience.


I have never told anyone my middle name.

its jebidiah and i have never kissed a monkey for money hehehehe

I have never seen anyone kiss a monkey for money!!!!

J have never HEARD of anyone kissing a monkey for money.

i never told anyone to kiss a monkey for money

I have never been told by anyone that they knew someone personally that has kissed a monkey for money, let alone done it for free!!

Argh i have done everything...i cant remember anything i have never done hahahah

i have never done a successful backflip