I have never been deep sea fishing before!

i have never bungee jumped in the nude

I have never been stung by a jellyfish!

I have never met a slice of chocolate cake from a deli that I didn't get along with!
(and eat)
ROTF

I have never liked liver and onions!

i have never cut off a finger!

I have never wanted to be a monk!!

i have never built a house!

i have never fallen out of a moving car

i have never fallen out of a moving car.

I have never looked a gift horse in the mouth!!!

i have never not loved horse back riding, even after the many many times i have fallen off!

I have never passed on a legitimate dare.

I have never understood why people liked the TV show "Frasier"!

I have never been able to get a job i truly enjoy doing and could see myself making a career of.

I have never slept with any of my bosses wives but I have came close on two different occasions with two different women. I'm glad I respected my bosses! (nothing was first instigated on my part)

I have never regretted anything I've done in life....it's made me who I am, and I like me!!!

I have never understood why there isn't a special checkout line in stores designated for people who are going to pay with checks instead of cash!

I have never been hunting!

I have never eaten popcorn without getting them damn popcorn kernel shells stuck between my teeth!!!

i have never met a shot i didnt like

I have never been defeated at the game of quarters!

i have never won a game of chess

I have never actually went snowboarding.

i have never been skiing

I have never broken into someones house.

i have never felt so unsafe as i did last week when my house was broken into

I have never had a migraine.

I have never finished a carton of milk and put it back empty in the fridge!

I have never failed a dare

i have never shoved a crayon up my nose!

I have never shoved more than 1 crayon up my nose!

i have never broken my neck

I have never walked on top of water!!!

i have never tripped over a mushroom to fall down a well that leads to a magical world, bummer

I have never shot up.

I have never met a home cooked meal I didn't like!!!

i have never been in a house fire!

I have never been in a submarine.

i have never been in a hot air balloon

i have never shot down a hot air balloon with nini in it!

I have never fallen out of a hot air balloon before!!

I have never wrestled

i have never been stuck in a washing machine!

I have never been stuck for silly ideas as I am right now

I have never met the president!!!

i have never fallen off a roof

I have never been cloned!!!

i have never poked thru my belly button

i have never had a 3rd nipple!