When I was younger, yes!!! 5 times that I can think of. Never got caught. The trick is to turn the opposite way that the cop will think you will turn, get on some side streets and zig zag between blocks so you can get ahead of him, then pull in some one's driveway and let the dumb ass pass you by. Works like a charm. At least it did for me back in my young and daring days. Twice the cop wrecked their car into something when they were giving chase to me cause they couldn't figure out my next move driving. I was a bad boy growing up. It was the same cop ( a female cop) who wrecked twice as well, so I was responsible for her wrecking her cop car twice, well, I like to look at it as her crappy driving that did it myself.

After she retired, I bumped into her at the store one day years ago and even told her I was sorry about the things I did. She actually thanked me.


Have you ever been thrown into the drunk tank at jail when you was younger so you could sober up?

Only time I ever got into the "drunk tank" (I like that nomenclature...I'm gonna steal that..) was to get my best friend out. Twice. Believe it or not, he's the one who later would get ME to stop drinking...


Have you ever had the "Beer Goggles" experience of waking up next to a woman that looked WAY better the night before?

I'd rather not say, but since you asked........yes! Youth, such a wonderful thing to remember!!!

Have you ever stole a taxi cab from someone else just as they were getting ready to get in?

Hell yah!

Its a dog eat dog world out there!






Have you ever snuck under a chair and tied somebody's shoe laces together to watch them stand up and face plant?

My brother and I used to do that to each other when we were kids! LOL!

Have you ever ate a grape from the produce section of the store as your walking by?

hehe yup!

have you ever clicked over 10000 times in a day to play a stupid game grrr hahhaha

not really sure, but I doubt it was that much.

Have you ever stolen a parking spot right out from under someone?

Hey, it's not MY fault they didn't learn how to park quickly!
Like the great Randal Graves would say, shit or get off the pot!
BUT I don't do that anymore -- my kids' condition allowed me to get one of those handicapped-space tags; I never have to look for a parking space anymore, there's one right besides the door waiting for me.


Have you ever parked in a handicapped space and thought "Who cares, really?"

Arnprior, sorry to hear about your kids' condition. Not sure what's wrong but it didn't sound good. Hope everything is well or will be. You got my prayers going your way!!!!!!!!

As for the handicapped space, I don't park in them and wouldn't. At least not yet. When my back finishes going out someday, then most certainly I will, but until then, no way. I understand the importance of them for the people who need them because I realize that I'll be needing one one day.

Have you ever had your fortune told to you by a gypsy?

well, if by fortune, you mean something thats going to happen to you, and by gypsy you mean a nomadic lady from Europe then yes. My MOTHER. And ALL the time... things like: "If you don't stop playing with that your going to get hurt"...and I always did! LOL!

Seriously tho, my mother was last gen gypsy- the REAL kind. I'm 1st gen Canadian... we have some COOL sh!T in our family tree....


Have you ever had a job that you HATED- but kept it because you needed the cash at the time?

Thank you, i'm honestly touched. But it's nothing serious, at least not compared to what other families must endure. Both my children (Justin who's 5 and Zoé, which you saw in another game, who's 3) are autistic. When happiness gains them, they start running everywhere like bunnies on mating day, so it gets quite hazardous in a parking lot. The closer we are to the store, the better I feel, hence the handicapped parking tag.



Oh gee whiz I'm going out on a limb with this one...
I used to work at ...at...(Terri, don't stone me) FIDO!!!
I HATED it with the fires of hell, but somehow I made all my quotas and always got the bonus, so I hanged on to it for a year...Then I took a 2-month sabatical to regain my sanity, after which I took a position as manager in a book store (best friggin job I ever had!!!).

Have you ever bought a CD, copied it, then tried to get a refund?

Umm, not guilty.

I always keep them for the artwork. Haven't bought anything in... 6 or 7 years now, tho.....







Ever yell at somebody elses kid, because the figgin parents, who are ALWAYS right there, but IGNORING them, won't?

Yeah, guilty slightly...its a fine line. you don't want to be "that guy"

Ever sneeze so hard u fart?

My boss did that a few weeks ago during a meeting...the guy never loses his cool under any circumstances, but that time he was tomato-red for like an hour. And it was one of those loud drum-roll farts too!
I don't think I ever did that though...ahem...


Have you ever drank milk too fast so it came out of your nose?

Once, in the high school cafeteria when I was younger, my buddy got me cracking up so bad I did that. What was worse, the girl I had a crush on at that time saw it and that just ruined me!!!

Have you stolen towels from a hotel or motel that you stayed at?

...and soap, and shampoo, and that really fancy pillow I slept so well in. er...ahem..NO, never did something like that...*whistles*


Have you ever dished out a racial slur without knowing someone from that race was just nearby?

I try not to be racist, but I am guilty of that, so I wont lie about it. Ended up more embarrassed then anything cause it wasn't meant the way it was taken.


Have you ever put someone's hand in warm water while they are slepping as a joke?

Does that really work??? I always wanted to try!



Ever splashed someone in the face with your drink? Intentionally?

not guilty.

ever got caught speeding ?

Yes

have you ever wished for something evil and the realized ...wow that was evil *smirk* hahah

not guilty,

ever got caught making love to a stuffed toy ?

er...have you?? If you need someone to talk to, I'll be hapy to lend you my shoulder...



Have you ever stolen candy from a kid?

Guilty mwahahaha she stole it from My kid first lol

have you ever really "really" liked a cartoon (anime manga ) character? (like thinking wow thats hot)

no i haven't, arnprior never made love to anything let alone a soft toy

not guilty (not sure what manga is)

have you ever made love in the back of a vintage car

Hurmmm... not a VINTAGE one, nope, NOT GUILTY!



Have you ever cooked bacon naked- only to learn thats a REALLY stupid idea?

Grease splattered on ya huh? No, but I have pancakes!!!!

Have you ever been told to be quiet by someone in a library, and when they tell you to be quiet, they are being more loud then you by telling you that?

Oh, yeas, that has happened. As a result, comes my next question.






Ever been thrown out of a library?

A few times when I was in high school. Our hang out spot was in front of the library when I was in school. The school was across the street and we would go over to the library off school property to smoke during lunch, before school, or between classes. The old hag that ran the desk would always kick us out whenever she seen us come in, even when it was cold!!! And she had the gull to wonder why the kids would always let the air out if her tires!!

Ever had lighting strike close to you?

Nope! Never! not that i know of anyway

Have you ever taken a break from the games for a few days? lol

not recently








Ever go into "chat"?

Once but for some reason (hunger) i ended up talking about mashed potatoes and steak so i stay away from my shame hahaha

have you ever decided to leave someone for good ?

Guilty
(btw, you should go back into chat!! i have spoken about randomer things! )

Have you ever walked out of a shop holding something you didnt pay for but it was unintentional

Me personally no, but my 5-year-old son does that all the time. He's really quick and I never see him do it. So when he goes out the door, nobody says anything cause they figure I let him hold it to keep him quiet.


Have you ever had to deal with a tamper tantrum in public with every one staring at you?

Oh yeah!! lol But i really couldnt care less if people are looking at me! lol

Ever look for glasses or keys or something when they were on your head/in your hands?

Did that with my sunglasses the other day, had them tucked in the front of my shirt and looked for like 5 minutes fro them before I noticed them.

Ever stick your bubble gum in a strange place after your done chewing it?

hmmm..... under the table is an obvious one.... on a wall at the side of a house? lol oh and to a friends back once! (which ended up in her hair )

Ever go streaking?

Sure, in my younger days. We used to go skinny dipping in the lake all the time. It's no big deal if your in a tight nit group where everyone knows everyone.


Ever been caught naked off guard?

The teen across my street is always there so i gave up as long he doesnt ring on my door he can do anything he wants hahah

Have you ever drank all the coffee jar without noticing it :S

not guilty
have you ever been looking at amateur porn and saw someone you knew

Yes, the girl who lives down the block from me does armature porn. She goes to California for her shoots. I've known her for years. She makes a mean breakfast. Don't get any ideas, I wouldn't go there with her. If your into porn, I'm sure you have seen her many times. She is pretty famous for her endeavours so to say. All I'll say is, her name is Amber.


Have you ever been late to your own party?

Being late to your own party would imply that one would THROW parties- which I VERY seldom do.
NOT GUILTY.
If Im setting a time, Im NEVER late- and I loathe people who are- if anything, Im always EARLY!








Have you ever stole somebody else parking spot?

yup


have you ever had to call your own cel just to find it

All the time!

have you ever realised that the whole day has passed you by and you did nothing and dont know how it happened! lol

Yess-a-roony
Posi-toony
Zip-Zap-Zoom
(Toum tou-dou dou-dou Doum)
Pinky Dinky Doo!

Happens to me all the time. I play with my kids, come on the forum when they wtach a movie or video, play some more, then before I know it it's time to cook dinner. Then bath time, and I'm off to work for the night. Haven't done anything but play and type.



Have you ever paid some hack person to read your palm and tell you your future?

not guilty if one can really do such they can make money doin other things

have you ever ate the last of the kiddy cereal and blamed it on the other parent

No, save it all for the boy, he can live off cereal, I swear.

Have you ever been mean to a Walmart greater?

No. It's not always a pleasant job, and the people employed for that job would have a hard time getting any other job. Say what you will about Wal-Mart, they give everybody a chance. And so I give them one - I stay nice no matter what. Those friggin cashiers though....



Have you ever had to drive a car whose horn was stuck and kept honking all the way?

not all the way after about 4 miles i punched the horn and it finally went off

have you ever drank bath water

I did once when the tub was filled with champaign, does that count?

Have you ever snuck in to a movie theater?

I haven't snuck per se, but...I always loved movies and never could get enough of them, so I figured that I paid to get IN the theatre, might as well get the most of it...so I'd swap movies just as one was finishing. Most movies I caught like that in a day was 4.


Have you ever caught a fly in your moth by accident?