yeah, i had a fireman calender.... that was niiiice!

Have you ever poured out your cereal then dumped a load of sour milk over it? lolol

Yep, that sucked

Have you ever given someone a cup of poison? (Farted in your hand and let it go in someone's face)

guilty

have you ever been filling out a form/questionnaire and forgot what year it is (even just for a second)?

ALL THE TIME!

have you ever punched somebody?

course! who hasn't?!

have you ever eaten a full packet of pancakes?

lmao, course! who hasnt?! lmao

Have you ever purposly made a complete ass of your self just for the comic value?

i'm in the circus, it's what i do!

have you ever bitten yourself to see how far you can go without wussing out?

Im doing it now!

Have you ever stepped in dog doo and dragged it all through a house?

how far did you get?

and nope, i always realise straight away when i've stood in it!

have you ever had a nose bleed due to you picking your nose?

haha, about a min then my phone rang and i forgot!

And yes, ill admit it! i have! lmao

Have you ever have you ever fallen and really hurt yourself but acted as if you were ok so as not to lose face? lol

aye course, couldn't have anyone thinking im not hard as nails!

have you ever believed in ghosts?

well iv always been open minded so iv never not believed in em.. lol

HAve you ever though you saw a ghost?

never! i dont believe in them at all!

have you ever shaved your moustache? (it's getting personal! haha!)

rowan.... i think its time i sat you down and spoke about the birds and the bees.... you see rowan.... GIRLS (the ones without a penis) DONT have moustaches!!! lolol( well, except for those old ladies.... ew! )

Have you ever had "The talk" by a parent?

haha! bet you do...

and nope, they usually leave me up to me own devices!

have you ever written a postcard but never bothered to send it?!

yeah, your right... a nice thick manly one!

And all the time! lol
just handed em out when i got home (if i could be arsed) "they wouldnt have been delivered till after i got home anyway"

Have you ever told the "its in the post" lie?

aw shit yea! that's right! i forgot! i still owe me auntie an xmas pressie! haha! cheers!

have you ever ran out of things to watch online and / or tv?!

yeah. now

have you ever accidently spat on somebody and said nothing?

Not guilty, they knew it!!!

Have you ever been dumped by a girlfriend or boyfriend and then hooked up with one of their friends for a date to piss them off?

nope! i have done, and it did piss them off but it werent intentional!

have you ever just sat in your pajamas aaaaaall day and done nothing before going back to sleep that night?!

Yup!

have you ever gone to the shop in your pyjamas?

OMG, I did just that this morning!!!!

Have you ever been embarrassed because some one caught you signing when you thought no one was around?

nope! was caught today singing and dancing down the hall today in work, didnt bother me in the slightest!

have you ever tried to laugh but then it got caught in your throat and came out reeeeeally high pitched?!

hahaha, not that i have noticed anyway! lolol

Have you ever laughed so hard that you litterly wet yourself?

haha! no you freak! is there something you need to tell us nini? involving huggies?

have you ever smashed a plate on purpose for the sake of it?!

yes! i have! (also, i have been soooo close to it many times! )

have you ever laughed into somebodys face when you really didnt mean too but you couldnt help it?

all the time!!

have you ever stared at someone constantly before realising 10 minutes later what you're doing?!

ALL THE TIME!!!! Just looking into space and the other person gets all freaked out!

Have you ever lost a shoe whilst out?

Not guilty

Have you ever wondered how big the universe truly is?

guilty lol

Have you ever worn two odd socks?

Guilty

Have you ever wondered, why do the Chinese use chopsticks when they could just use forks or spoons or such?

Guilty!

Have you ever gotton a present from somebody and then regifted?

Guilty

Have you ever had a prank backfire on you?

hmmm... none that i can remember anyway? lol

Have you ever walked put of a movie in the cinema half way through

guilty ,multiple times ,multiple reasons




Have you ever tried to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon

cant say i have

Have you ever deen dumped

never! just drifted from people! always mutual!

have you ever had a sneaky sniff at a container of petrol cuz it just smells sooooooo good?!

oh all the time, but i do it quite plainly for all to see! lolol

Have you ever drank so much you didnt remember any of the previous night when you woke up?

Many times when I was younger. Hell, I'm still finding out wacky shit that happened years ago!

Have you ever hooked up with someone when you was drunk and then regretted it later because they wont leave you alone?


(can you say stalker)

aw im totally guilty of that one!

have you ever said "lol" in conversation, but beng serious?!

hahaha ya freak! not guilty

Have you ever burped really loud after eating wjen you didnt mean to?

Guilty

Have you ever lost a pet and tried to replace it with a pet that looks exactly the same?

not guilty but my dog died a few weeks ago and i want to get the same kind, so im nearly guilty!

Have you ever thought a member of the same sex was quite good looking?

ah of course! "pleasing to the eye" is more appropriate mind!

have you ever said something really stupid then argue that you didn't about 5 seconds later?!

ALLLLL THE TIME!!

Have you ever watched something really shite on tv cos you couldnt be arsed changing the channel?

not guilty. usually just change the channel/read/get on t'internet etc.

ever tripped on something that you were sure was there but turns out wasn't?

If I have, I sure can't remember it.

Have you ever snuck into a movie theater for free?

Guilty and totally worth it!

Have you ever purposely ran a red light?

Not guilty! I'm totally afraid of the "man"

Have you ever seen someone do something so unbelievably gross in person that you couldn't help but watch in disbelief?

guilty

ever spit in someone else's drink?!