what has 4 legs and arm


a happy pitbull

what has 4 legs and a crutch?

a happier pit bull : D

Crutch?

what has 4 legs and a crOtch?

the happiest pitbull of all

i dont get it

crotch=private parts, tallywhakers, penis and balls, spaghetti and meatballs, coke and mcdonald fries, hagrid and his two little muggles, potatoes and hot dog, wiener dong accompanied by twin chihuahuas, wizard wand with snitch and quaffle, frenchman with two birds,homer w/ bart and milhouse, clinton with bush senior and junior, peter griffin with stewie's two heads, flute and piano keys, carrot as nose and rasins as eyes, a cactus and some mangoes, swordfish and guppies, plasma screen with two remotes(one for television and one for satelite), male chickens with baby chickens, knitting needle and balls o' yarn, mercury with venus and mars, ipod with a pair of headphones, senior citizens with skeeballs, deck of cards with poker chips, chopsticks and dumplings, cursor with a couple of pop ups, necklace and earings, sewing machine and bobin, baby bottle and pacifier, eiffel towers and van gogh's ears, marge's hair and her two eyeballs, professor dumbledore and the weasly twins, rainbow brite and her stars, eric cartman and bebe's boobs, lizard and frogs, pencil and eraser, 22 mil. handgun with bullets, cruise ship and paddle boats, yosimmety sam and his guns,

if you still do not understand, i could continue

I know if I didn't have a crotch, I would be sad. But luckily I do and so does everyone else (unless they got a strange operation).

dude, all i can say is:that would suck

ha nice definition

naaa that is terrible that is so bad
you wanna hear a really funny, dirty joke?
are you ready?:

MUD!

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thanks, mate

Haha ffs douche, get a new joke!

yes crutch.
as in a play on words describing not just his crotch but the length.
long enough to touch the ground like a crutch..
making him the happiest pit bull indeed. : D

this is one of my favorites....

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!!!!” The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, pissed off. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

if anyone is disgusted by sexual/sick jokes, don't read

a mute, deaf man walks into a store to buy some condoms. obviously, the casheer does not understand him and the mute, deaf man gets so frustrated that he unzips his pants, puts his penis on the table and slaps a 5 dollar bill on the table as well. the casheer just looks at it for a second, puts his penis on the table and takes the 5 dollar bill. the mute, deaf man just stares in amazemen"who would steal from a mute, deaf man?" he asks himself. seeing the man's facial expression, the casheer says "what can i say? don't enter a contest in which you cannot afford to lose"

i love this joke!

no its too funny

Douche, thats the oldest joke in the book...i an seriously remember hearing that when i was like 7 years old.

the way i remember it, is...wanna hear a dirty joke?

three white horses fell in the mud.


thought it was stupid then, think your stupid now....lol, just kidding.

or am i.