Recap: The Story so far

In a far, distant galaxy not thr lived a Hungry Minor Beaver who liked to rule the galaxy with an iron and an ironing-board. One day, he was ironing and his left nipple so then it fell off, he cried "AHHHHH" as the other began leaking milk. He tried to drink it but he just noticed that his buddy had returned with an invitation for a tupperware party that he had recieved from the womens institute in Gobula, a city wherein certain people have a disease called monoclominutiousnoflebilatouchidamacamerotsifluxoma, which is due to having sex with a homosexual alien which has eaten alot of crabs. The invitation invited more than just the family, but also the nany who had just came in drunk through the window of a 1977 german racoon mobile, wore a strange item around her that made her do some really wicked backflips on the underside of her new portable and highly versatile razor scooter then she finds out that her mother contracted monoclominutiousnoflebilatouchidamacamerotsifluxoma again. Excitedly, the beaver began chewing on what used to be her uretha "skanky," said he. His buddy asked how can you nibble on that it tastes like peanut butter with toenail scrapings in spunk from a herpes infectected gerbil . "Dude, she is skanky. I Love monstrously obese bitches that wobble when you smack the rippling mounds of fat around their left big toe and footengulfing cankles swing from one night long!!". All of a sudden, it suddenly happened, it meaning sex, with raspberry bagels and spicy sausages with jon stewart and Condoleeza Rice. It was awesome but slightly disturbing in the background was the sound of a horny buffalo who loved to eat his guano with butter but while he ignores the flies, he remembers that he just crapped 20 pounds of steaming prairy burgers On the cat o' nine tails holder, Who whipped great whipping cream. The Beaver decided to lick the underside of a Fat man's crotch, then he thought "this is interesting.." But he quickly squirted all over and began weeping for his mommy to clean him but instead she regurgitated a pig which had Hepititis and was yellow: as yellow as a smokers teeth. The Beaver knew he had monoclominutiousnoflebilatouchidamacamerotsifluxoma and wasnt allowed to rake leaves. with a toothbrush unless he chose to do it and left his wife and kids so he could further his education with a degree in botanical philosophy. The disease made no sense whatsoever. so (he) dropped out and turned on the particle accelerator then he waited to invoulenterily ejaculate into his grandma's jar of facecream that was smelling at the time of rancid butter that was so enjoyable he decided to eat it. After the meal he saw that an angry hippo was slapping his hand with a ping-pong paddle that was made from an undead wolf's arse crack.So now he is adicted to sniffing feral arse cracks he also likes mcdonalds but he ate his mother when she caught clamidia from a monkey on weed that was shagging so it was converting its jizz into pound coins so he could buy a new condum so he protect himself from monoclominutiousnoflebilatouchidamacamerotsifluxoma which was not that unusual . His new codom was sticky with the syrup that red riding hood uses on her bright red tonsils and her massive big-ass butt . The next day this story started and wat happened was that a was a big fat ass bitch who liked to who liked to wank over armadillo's while eating breakfast and a turkey sandwich full of turkey and butter with sperm in "yum" he said. but then threw up all over his mother who stabbed him with a finger from oxfam down the high street that contained alot of old, saggy worn-out blue rinse grannies with over-sized heads and rubber tits high on viagra that made them anarexic and epelectic and partial to partial birth abortions. The grannies then logged on QSS to watch movies and get laid by a large marmozette with teeth that nibbles on a cornered circular thing made of putrid cheese and putrid, rancid, moles of giant proportions called bill tigenet who eats urangutans and smokes weed with a sock. The Granniez search everywhere even the youtube site for tony blair naked but they had george bush instead fu**ing a load angry marmosets whilst fingering freddy all of his finger and put it in his mouth and ran to oklahama to seek the cure for aids and h.i.v not forgetting herpies he finally got crabs, collection complete and made the anal lube sour so he began thrusting his large bulbous hands in every single gay mans ass piece of pie, apple pie and whipped cream that he then started to bake in your momma's giant six pack of dead chicken feet. I think that monkeys will die when they turn into a douche. Spiderman comes in and starts to wish that he could finger his himself without getting pie to eat and fuck in a dead hooker's sexually transmitted infections while chewing gum that tasted of old mens balls with peanut butter and jelly jizz then white jelly now what the bear did is look for a white rabbit hooker thats a amaphridite and got herpes from the guy Who boned hitlers penis while he shot his wife and fingered a drunken wart hog. The beaver's buddy jesusmotherfucker tillychrist went to the barbershop to shave its eyebrowz for the eyebrow shaving competiton. The Winner of the competiton would recieve a prize to meet a famous hairdresser, who jerked off over his hair for chocolate coins and beer for his aids attack over having sex with the pc of somthing from a romance film with nudity and horror also a hint from david tennant to suck his dick.... his dog mated with his daughter. That slut and got (white) jelly which is flavourless in her stomach so she could have twins again that are siamese if you please(musical note) dropkick them to timbucktoo!! which is a city in malwuchutimouwatisui, a continent of yugoslavian powerhouses that was frequently mating with germans and producing some truffles with chlamidia that caused people trouble with cooking when they exploded aids spread across the kitchen table leaving skid marks that were crusty and sour. The meat finally came dikes flooded earth but then one got laid and began to swell and POPPED went the arse bubble killed everyone but the werewolf who is immune to...


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"Who is immune to....."

three word stories

herpes and crabs

but not to

herpa-gona-sifal-aids or cathair...

because of his

girlfriend spamming on

the Quicksilverscreen forums

so she can

secretly contact a

apple pie contest

and get creamed

by a turtle

. While doing that

she smoked a

thousand pounds of

mouldy old oregano

That Look Like...

her brothers jockstrap

with ming crust

that smelt of

DeadMate is troll

moldy smelly cheese

and old jockstrap

XD

with a hint

of douchebag essence

which had sex

oozing out of

a crisp packet

. (full stop,new sentence) At that moment

a gay stench

(i was thinking we should start a new story
after the net couple of entances)

emanated from the

ear pussy of

a demented pixie

with herpies on

a white bicycle

and bin bags.

The Pixie was

really a marmoset

in disguise because

of its tiny

bone structure that

forced him to

become a jockey

with 3 eyes

so that he

could get laid

for his first

.(Full stop new sentence)The pixie decided

that it liked