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captainultra


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In this insane spoof, every horror movie ever made comes hilariously to life as slacker Stan and his stoner pals try to deliver videos to a deserted California town on Halloween night. After being stalked by realistic replicas of horror.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185266/


Links:



http://xtshare.com/toshare.php?Id=19114&am...ew=Stan-Helsing

or

http://vidreel.com/video/NTc2OTk0/




or

http://www.wisevid.com/gateway.php?viewkey...27yvy2pj7k20202

or

http://www.divxden.com/3vc15vhejim7/qfn-stnhlsng.flv.html
suffocater
thanks
winz
Stan Helsing (2009) DVDRip

High Quality Version (DVD)
http://milledrive.com/videos/29680/Stan_Helsing_2009_.html

or

Medium Quality Version (DVD)
http://milledrive.com/videos/29680/Stan_He...09_.html?fmt=lq
Napo
You people aren't going to say anything -- but I am! They have a scene in this movie that can pass for child porn. Whoever made this damn movie need to be brought up on charges. I don't care how bad I need money, but I would never be seen acting in a movie using a child so disrespectfully. Hollywood is showing it's true colors, now. First, it was scenes with little children were getting brutally murdered in other movies. Now it's this garbage! They are getting you ready with the soft - kill first, ( our future ) so that you will be used to seeing the slaughter, of innocents babies. Order out of chaos - NWO!!! ... Go ahead and censor this, I spoke my heart ....
hulkling
QUOTE(Napo @ Oct 11 2009, 11:56 PM) *
You people aren't going to say anything -- but I am! They have a scene in this movie that can pass for child porn. Whoever made this damn movie need to be brought up on charges. I don't care how bad I need money, but I would never be seen acting in a movie using a child so disrespectfully. Hollywood is showing it's true colors, now. First it was scenes with little children were getting brutally murdered in other movies. Now it's this garbage! They are getting you ready with the soft - kill first, ( our future ) so that you will be used to seeing the slaughter, of innocents babies. Order out of chaos - NWO!!! ... Go ahead and censor this, I spoke my heart ....




woooooh i agree with you napo!this is all to dumb us down, make people out of us with no morals what so ever... so that we wont care about others and wont be able to unite against those F*^&$ when we need to fight.

F&$#* the NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE SHEEP WHO DONT WANT TO KNOW
antagonizer
QUOTE(hulkling @ Oct 11 2009, 11:04 PM) *
woooooh i agree with you napo!this is all to dumb us down, make people out of us with no morals what so ever... so that we wont care about others and wont be able to unite against those F*^&$ when we need to fight.

F&$#* the NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE SHEEP WHO DONT WANT TO KNOW


Somebody needs a hug.
hord75
I watched it but skipped through half the movie it was so horrible i didnt see the scene you were talking about but this movie is actual garbage
Skamp
QUOTE(Napo @ Oct 11 2009, 10:56 PM) *
You people aren't going to say anything -- but I am! They have a scene in this movie that can pass for child porn. Whoever made this damn movie need to be brought up on charges. I don't care how bad I need money, but I would never be seen acting in a movie using a child so disrespectfully. Hollywood is showing it's true colors, now. First, it was scenes with little children were getting brutally murdered in other movies. Now it's this garbage! They are getting you ready with the soft - kill first, ( our future ) so that you will be used to seeing the slaughter, of innocents babies. Order out of chaos - NWO!!! ... Go ahead and censor this, I spoke my heart ....



Shit the bed,you're so crazy it's actually scary.


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QUOTE(hulkling @ Oct 11 2009, 11:04 PM)
woooooh i agree with you napo!this is all to dumb us down, make people out of us with no morals what so ever... so that we wont care about others and wont be able to unite against those F*^&$ when we need to fight.

F&$#* the NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE SHEEP WHO DONT WANT TO KNOW


I bet you that they have control of your computer.
Napo
QUOTE(Skamp @ Oct 12 2009, 04:40 AM) *
Shit the bed,you're so crazy it's actually scary.
I bet you that they have control of your computer.

Your right, they had control over my computer. That's why I don't download any freeware with trackers on it. Plus, I use a sandboxie and Shadow Defender when I surf the net with Ghostery to block trackers for added protection. Now the snadbox is my only concern for now about if has a tracker on it. So, what's your take on the movie Skamp? I couldn't watch all. emoticon-0112-wondering.gif
Napo
Skamp., I just figured out what you were saying ( about them control our computers ) Yeah, Anti - viruse companies has allowed a backdoor for NWO to spy on people. And, it's been two companies who refused to allow them to spy. Kaserpsky and Sophos where the only ones who told the NWO to kiss it where the sun don't shine.
FamousTonyC
LMAO! This was a funny movie, folx. It is intended (obviously) to be tongue-in-cheek, and clearly isn't supposed to be a serious horror flick. The acting was great across the board, and it didn't even attempt to make the famous horror icons act consistently with the roles that made them famous. All in all, I thought it was a funny spoof.

And yes, I too thought that "one scene" crossed into soft-core kiddie porn. But that's just me.....(winks)
tindie
It can't be worse then Disaster Movie (2008) or can it?
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Geitian
I've no idea what the people were talking about with the "child pornography" bit, because I didn't see it.

Thought the movie was funny, though. Thanks for the uploads guys!
Skamp
QUOTE(Geitian @ Oct 14 2009, 03:54 PM) *
I've no idea what the people were talking about with the "child pornography" bit, because I didn't see it.

Thought the movie was funny, though. Thanks for the uploads guys!


I have a feeling that those claims say more about the people who made them than they would ever dare to admit.

The best thing about this film is that Liam Neilson was looking healthy.
Releaser
HQ DVDRip:

http://divxcloud.com/ugahejnyw1qk/bdz-stnh...dvdrip.avi.html
nikij124
what a load of rubbish, this should have been burned on completion. it was as funny as cancer. 9898.gif thumbsdown_anim.gif
maximius
MV link

Havent watched it yet,but came over a link...
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