a policeman is sentenced to death for a bulge in his trousers and ends up being flown by a machine that runs on the gases from decaying Avocados to the kingdom of Bugaroo..AKA matrix 4.

Sniffer Coburn: - a part-time arsehole is hired to follow the trail of a giant metal tongue whose driver is someone he suspects sucked the reporductive capacity out of his testicles...based on the life of John Wayne.

a freerange reporter who loves going to bed wakes up to find his arms growing from out of his rectum..confused he goes on an odyssey and the time away gives him the confidence to climb his own legs and sniff the top of his head.