This game is simply called the "What If?" game. What I'll do is ask you an outlandish question always starting off as "What if?", and you will give me a solution that will best fit the situation. The answers usually comes out funnier than the question, but the main thing is to tell me how you would deal with the situation.

Rules:
Make sure to have witty, funny and unique responses.

Let's play! After you give your witty answers, make another one up that can give us some laughs

Ready....set....go!


What if instead your legs were where your hands were, and vice versa? What would you do in that situation?

Getting my leg over would be a hell of a lot more problematic than it is already.

What if you could really talk out of your arse? What would you do then?

I'd most likely talk up a shit storm!


What if the sun went down and never rose again?

I would crack on the uv paint and have me a party!

what if you woke up a nugget? (i.e. no arms or legs!)

I would roll myself out a window.

What if Scientology was right?

I would also roll myself out a window.

What if tom cruise stopped being homosexual?

his career would be over!!! lol


What if you really found a leprican at the end of a rainbow, what would you do?

i'd play football with him, well not with him, more like use him as the ball.

what if porn was banned and never seen again?

Then I would get along a lot better with my girlfriend.

What if Jay Leno and David letterman fought, who'd win?

Conan O Brian would step in a kick both their asses!! lol

What if smoking pot became mandatory for everyone?

Then at least the price would go down.

What if Dogs had thumbs?

then someone would have to trim their fingernails!!!

What if we found out that the world was going to end in one week?

i would do run- by facials.

what if the loch ness monster was captured?

Id deffinetly want one as a pet

What if you suddenly lost your nose?

Then you could never smell what the Rock is cooking!!!

What if everything really did taste like chicken?

then that would be one REALLY shitty coke i got at the convenience store


what if hollywood actually STOPPED doing remakes?

Then more people might start going to the movies more!!!

What if c a t really spelled dog?

well if that were the case then cat would mean dog and knows what dog would mean...

what if aliens anal probed u?

Then I would have something in common with Eric Cartman! lol

What if you had the knowledge to build your very own time machine?

i would go back in time and steal gold and come back to the future and spend it, cause they wouldnt think i was the thief cause the thief would b like 100 and something!

what if the boogyman was real?

I'd kick his ass!!!

What if you really could invent a real love potion?

then it would be bad news!

what if pigs could fly?

Then we would need really strong roofs.

What if they took the net off line for a year?

then we would b4 forced to get real lives...

what if u found out u were having six-lets?

I would get fixed and pray for the best!!!!

What if animals took over the world?

itd be awesome!

what if u could live on strawberries and redbull?

you would probably always have the shits!!! lol

What if money really did grow on trees?

Then the world would resort to a barter system based on redbull and strawberries.

What if your magic eight ball started actually predicting the future.

i would throw it away!

what if god decided for once men needed to start having the babies?

then we could complain about the morning sickness!!

What if cars were never invented?

we would all ride horses

what if cats could talk?

Then I'm sure mine would spill the beans on me for a lot of shit!!!

What if Humpty Dumpty never fell off the wall?

we would never have found out about scrambled eggs!

what if u didnt have to wait for movies to buffer?

Then you would probably have more hair because you wouldn't be pulling it out from getting impatient!

What if you were made out of jellow?

i would be yummy!

what if there was no such thing as feet?

then no one would have smelly feet! lol

what if one day, it rained kool aid outside?

everything would be died the color of the koolaid and it would smell good!

what if no one had to work and everyone could live without care or worry!

Then noone would work at our favourite fast food joints and it'd be miserable

What if food was completely free?

we'd all be fat

what if everyone was blinde

Then .::.: ..::.:. :..::.: and our hearing would be so good that we could move around and 'see' stuff by clicking with our mouths or snapping with our finger. Kinda like bats.

What if you found out that you had been accidentally switched at birth?

id praise god.. haha just kidding. i wouldnt mind my family is my family blood or not.

what if u found out u were born with a vagina but they fixed u?

Then that would explain some of my smaller problems.

What if your thumbs were on the other side of your hands?

that might be usefull....

what if u were born with ur knees facing the wrong way?

sports would never be the same and it would be real easy to kick our own ass!!!

What if there was no way to die and everyone lived forever!!!???

Then we would have to colonize space in a hurry and once you hit 30 you'd be sterilized.

What if you could save thousands of lives by killing 1 person? (Classic storyline, lol)

depends if the person deserves to die, and depends if i could choose the thousands that would die... (there are thousands of ppl on death row in jail u know) haha

if i couldnt decide who was to die i would kill him or her

what if there was no such thing as pregnancy and storks really did just drop them off at ur front door!?

Then I'd imagine there would be allot of bruised up babies, (storks can't be very strong), and even more surprised parents.

What if Everyone walked on all fours?

Then we would have less back problems. Most chiropractors believe this to be true.

What if the sun burned out one day?

Then sunglasses companies would go out of business.

What if you got sat on by Rosie O'Donald

then I would be done for!!!!!!

what if you found money that had fallen out of an armored truck, would you return it or not?