JESUS SIGNS FOR REAL MADRID ACCORDING TO SPANISH PAPER MARCA

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Today, son of god jesus christ signed for spanish giants real madrid in a deal worth €70million. Its believed he has signed a 5 year contract worth an estimated €50million. His father God is said to be very pleased but will not join him in spain but his mother mary has been reportedly house hunting in the spanish capital.

jesus was quoted as saying, " ive always wanted to play for real madrid, there honour and integrety as a club and the respect they command in such an honest fashion was a key factor in me signing for this great club. "

A real madrid spokesman said, at real madrid we have a policy to bullshit at every oppertunity, spain is the country of bulls and therefore is full of bullshit, but we are not kidding here, we have signed jesus.

In other reports Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked real madrid back to reality.

good signing for madrid

what you think of my application to be marcas new transfer writer. think i have what it takes?

definately