What would get you slapped or in trouble? Saying something bad after sex, that's what.

What are some funnY things you can think of?

I'LL START,

My ex did something similar to that!!!

thanks dad...

Alright, let's do it for real now!

I've had better (such a funny line from 'Liar, Liar')

I have to go home soon, my wife will be worried.

Well hon, I just got back from the clinic this morning and well......

hahahahahahaha!! ewwwww!




dont worry, im ok. it just really burns when i pee.

WOW! that was almost as good as _______ (replace "_______" with ex )

Your sister was better last night.

I think that would make her go ninja at you LOL

what was your name again?

You dont have AIDS do you? I dont want to catch that, again

how much do I owe you?

Have we started yet?

My friends won't believe we did it like THAT!

Yea that would definitely get you a good slap!

I'll call you....

thats what i learned from kf and his donkey

my mum taught me that

nasty

Your better then your brother... well...kinda.

That was great sandy, wendy? laura? Kristen?

The money for a cab is on the nightstand!!!

Ummm, can we start now?

Taxi!

woa...you looked better in the bar.

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten your name!

"Are you trying to be funny?" --- from Life in Hell by Matt Groening

Hey, where'd the condom go?

I hope that was as good for you as it was for me!

Good thing you kept your clothes on.

by the way, im being tested for aids later...

ROTFL...That one caught me by surprise Nights...


okay,s top laughing now..

ahem,

you woke me up for that?

Thats it?

You must do that a lot!

How would you like to name her if it is a girl?

You could have put a little more effort into it, couldn't you?

"Well at least the sack of potatoes i have lined up for tomorrow will put more effort in"

"Thats not how my sister do it"

Next time, try to be more quiet, will ya?

Zzzzzz

My mom taught me that move.

Oh shit.......my rubber broke sometime!!!!

Well, thank God for Viagra, that's all I can say.

So, next time, can we bring someone else in? lol

I'll give a C- for effort and a D for technique.

Here's Five Dollars for services rendered. Keep the change.

Did you get it in yet?

Kabaal

better start thinking of names to name him/her!!

Of course I don't love you, we just met!

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

I'll just take all my clothes and my car keys to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.