What the title says! Any movie quote you want...

Example=This is SPARTAAA!!!!

the next poster quotes, and so on!!!

"First of all, Papa smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They dont even have.. reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living.. if you don't have a dick?" (what's the point in this one thumper?! )

"Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie. "

"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers. "


The X-Files

Just something fun and goofy to do Rowan, tis all.


"Well, you know what ol Jack Burton would say in a time like this"....


-Big Trouble in Little China!!!


Great movie!!

One of the best lines, always makes me laugh (warped sense of humour )


"I've had better"

Liar, Liar

General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope

Ya, I'm a Star Wars buff. Seen the original in the theater over a hundred times when I was a little boy. My Mom worked there, so the theater kind of became my babysitter when I was a kid.

"Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it!"

Harvey - 1950

'Pulp Fiction'

Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother-fucker! Say "what" one more Goddamn time!

"you must be the monopoly guy....thanks for the free parking"
Ace Ventura 2

Movies don't create psychos,movies makes psychos more creative!

Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
Ralphie: Schwartz!

A Christmas Story

Love this movie, we watch it every year right around Christmas, and have done so for at least 20 years!!!

Ghost Rider: All their souls? A thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes. Your souls are stained with the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain.

Marion Cobretti: - You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Cobra!

I am not sure this is exactly correct but close enough. Tex Cobb's Sailor talking to Gene Hackman's Colonel Rhodes in Uncommon Valor:

"Aw Man, I'm so far beyond that shit. I eat energy from the air, I converse with paramecium, man, I f*** nuclear waste!"

The Patriot (2000)

Matrix to Sully in Commando.

"Right bullet, right time" Lee Van Cleef - Day Of Anger

"We Are not sick men" Bruce Lee - Fist Of Fury

"She had big titties. She wouldn't a-had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life." Anthony Michael Hall - Weird Science

Classic.. Commando if full of awesome one liners.

"“John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls" Bennet to John Matrix.

Stick around!!! That was my personal favorite. They were so cheesy, ya had to love em!

grandmas boy:

Jeff: This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression

ITS NAHT A TOOMAH!!!

if you dont know you should be shot to death...

Chong: You wanna get high man?
Cheech: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

Cheech: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Chong: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Cheech: What's Labrador?
Chong: It's dog shit.
Cheech: What?
Chong: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Cheech: Yeah?
Chong: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Cheech: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Chong: Gets ya high, don't it?
Chong: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Cheech: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Up in Smoke

Principles first love, "Your nipples are weird!"

I love you, Beth Cooper!

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, better stay awake. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.


nightmare on elm street

why so serious?

the dark knight

Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your a**, you fa***t!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: Fuck him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: F**k him, Karras! F**k him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!

Father Merrin, Father Damien Karras: The Power of Christ compels you!

The Exorcist

good bad im the guy with the gun

evil dead

Wooderson: Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Ron Slater: I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

Ron Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Dazed and Confused.

Maj. Camus: Nothing like a good challenge.
Lt. Ryker: We improvise and adapt, sir!
Maj. Camus: We just stopped that thing, what was it called again, Lieutenant?
Lt. Ryker: Armageddon, sir!
Maj. Camus: That's the one. Lieutenant Ryker here killed Satan himself with a sharp stick. Good work soldier!

Dr. Genet: The virus is based on the human X chromosome, so it stays more pure from woman to woman. But once you get a man in there, like everything else, it all goes to shit.

Cole: Hey, you think this is a good idea? I mean, wasn't that bitch dead a minute ago?
Ian: Fuck it. What's the worse that can happen?

Ian: Let's see if I got this straight - our best stripper is a reanimated corpse who is feeding off the living flesh of our customers, who in turn reanimate, even if they're just a fucking head? Heh, heh. You don't see this as a problem?

Jessy: Your optimism makes you an idiot.
Berengé: What did you call me?
Jessy: An idiot.
Berengé: No, an optimist! Don't you ever call me an optimist again!

Jessy: They're zombies.
Madame Blavatski: No. They're strippers.
Berengé: [cocking shotgun] They're zombie strippers!

Zombie Strippers

"there are basically two places u can find sharks, the northern and southern hemisphere"

strange wild

"fck fck fck, mother mother fck, mother mother fck fck mother fck mother fck noise noise noise, 1 2 1234 noise noise noise"

beginning of the song at the start of jay and silent bob strike back. havent seen this film in a few years but still can remember all the words!

"Jungle love oh e oh e oh"

Knocked Up

Jonah: We got pinkeye.

Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?

Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.

Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?

Jonah: Totally!

Pete: That's awesome!

Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?

Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

Mo: Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Creme for crissakes.
Saul: Liar!
Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.

Clorissa: [finding out her bother is to be sacrificed] So my brother's going to be the Anti-Christ?
Adult Christine: 'Fraid so.
Clorissa: Mom's gonna be pissed!

The Convent

Pootie will whoop your ass so bad, you could write it off on your taxes! You got, right here: Ass whoopin number one. Ass whoopin number two. Oh, this right here, you can't write this off, that's just getting beat up.

Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?

Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, What the hell is this? and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, probably kicks your ass and you still won’t know what happened to you!

Pootie Tang

chuck "I did wrestling in highschool...and i "liked" it"

chuck "when i was in gym class and had to climb up the rope, i would imagine it was a penis"

i now pronounce u chuck and larry

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


airplane

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to believe what we are reporting to you, but it does seem to be a fact. (I'm already dead, I'm already dead, lol. This was also the intro to White Zombie's. Real solution #9)

Helen Cooper: We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything.

Darlene Davies: So you don't think they'll find some kind of virus, or germ?
Reverend John Hicks: No. Those creatures were demons, creatures of Satan inhabiting the bodies of our dead. And the demons are still loose in this world, and the dead must be spiked.
Darlene Davies: Spiked? I don't know what you mean.
Reverend John Hicks: Spiked, as the hands of Jesus were spiked to the cross! SPIKE the dead to prevent them from rising again before Judgment Day! All sinners must repent and the dead must be spiked! Heed the Word of the Lord, or the dead will rise again possessed by demons, and ye who are unclean shall be damned forever and ever in eternal fire!

Night of The Living Dead.

General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up, sir!
Soldiers: Blown up, sir!

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General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.

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General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.

( Stripes ) funny ass movie!!!