Thought i'd start a new game to shake things up a bit.
Simple, really.
For a given situation, the next poster must describe how he/she would handle it in his/her own personal way.

Example:

How would you crash a wedding?

I'd tell the groom's family I'm the bride's secret first husband and she insisted on inviting me without anyone knowing who I am.
Then watch all hell break loose while I enjoy free booze and fancy food.


So,
dear First player of this game,

How would you manage to skip work to go to Vegas for a couple of days?

I'm a stay at home Dad presently, but I would say a relative died and I had to go away out of town for the funeral.


What would you do if Ed McMan showed up at your house and told you that you won the grand prize at Publishers Clearing House for $10 million dollars? Would you scream, go bizerk, faint, or what?

I'd grab a baseball bat and give him 5 seconds to tell me where Ashton Kutcher is hidden.
Then before the paramedics drive him to the nearest ICU, I'd take the check and thank him graciously.


How would you get rid of a mother-in-law who shows up at your door to spend the next two weeks?

Simple, answer the door naked when she shows up. It would also help if you had some crazy music going on in the background, or a splatter film going on TV as well. You could tell her your waiting for the other guests to show up to play naked Twister, which you promptly do 3 times a week.


How would you handle going on a blind date?

Personally, I've never dated a BLIND GUY before! Ahahahaha!
Don't do them. Will NEVER do them. End of story.






How would you 'April Fools Day' prank your partner?

I would convince them they won the lottery somehow and watch their reaction!!!!



How would you handle someone having road rage towards you?

point over there ------------------> then run away and tell my mum

how would you avoid commitment?

Never marry! *LOL*




How to you... play soccer?

run the f*ck toward the net

how would you land someone?

So many ways, too many to count...
The panties/bra hidden in the car/office is one of my favorites...



How would you go about find a job half a continent away?

By praying to God, that's how!!!!

How do you deal with the fact that you think ( know ) you were wronged and there's nothing you can do about it? How would you deal with these agonizing thoughts?

By strongly believing the universe balances itself out - what goes around DOES come around. And if it takes too long, I give the universe a hand...


How woud you go about telling a co-worker that he stinks like hell? All the time?

I'd tell them straight up,to the point and in their face if need be.

When I worked on the assembly line at American Tool here where I live, there was a girl who stunk so bad, it made me go puke in the bathroom because I couldn't handle her stench. She always smelled bad. I refused to work with her after that, and they never made me again!


If you was on the game show Survivor, what would be your strategy to win?