As a tribute to our resident Wrestling aficonado,
Here's a quite simple game of wholesome violence!

Create a match-up of celebrities you'd like to see "get it on",
and let the next poster decide who wins. Exrta points for describing HOW it went down.

Example:
First Poster:
William "Shirtless" Shatner VS Vicious Lord Thumper

Second Poster:
Shatner starts off by ripping his shirt and throws a nasty lambada that woud send any Orion Green Slave Lady running for purple mommy!
But Thumper is unimpressed and with a quick growl jumps the ropes, hurls a chair from under TerriKhali in the audience and freezbeeses it to Shatner's head.
The Shat's toupee flies away just as the man himself crashes down for the count.

WINNER: THUMPER!


So here goes:

Barack "The Knack" Obama vs Nicholas "Singer-Banger" Sarkozy

Nicholas "Singer-Banger" Sarkozy growls at Barack "The Knack" Obama. Obama runs away screaming like a little girl.

Nicholas "Singer-Banger" Sarkozy wins.
*lmao!*






John "I'm a hitman" Cusack vs Paris "the toothpick" Hilton

It was a quick match, nothing to really tell. John locks up with Paris for a test of strength at the get go. John gets the upper hand and flips Paris to the ground where she lands split legged. The suction sucks John right in and it's over that quick!!! Paris is disqualified for unprofessional behavior and cheating!


How about,

Jay "chin" Leno

vs

"The rookie" Kris Kattan

Leno starts off vicioulsy by leaving his show to commandeer an entire primetime slot all week long on NBC! Kattan is shaken, but look at this! He starts busting Roxbury moves and...OH MY GOD HERE COMES WILL FERRELL TO PERFORM A MOVE-BUSTING DUO!!
Leno litterally takes it in the ...chin.

Winner: Rookie Katta!


Next up:

Hilary "Nutcracker" Cinton VS Lindsay "DJ Banger" Lohan

Hillary starts off the match with a bitch slap to the face on Lohan. Lohan counters with a leg sweep and then climbs on Hillery once she is down. The two role around on the mat for a moment until Lohan gets the upper hand and puts Hillary in the figure four. Hillary reverses it and the hold is let go. Once again they lock up. This time, Hillary throws Lohan to the ropes and she flies back toward Hillary delivering a clothesline, knocking her down. She gets up and puts Lohan in the sleeper, putting her out, much like her crappy career.

winner-Hillary

How about

Billy "bust em up" Bob Thorton

vs

Jason "cranked up" Statham

Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's get ready to RUMMMMMMMm - Oh dear God it'a already over!
Let's look at the replay to see what happened.
Here, you can clearly see from Thornton's mouth movement that he's saying "Canadian" and "Sauce" while pointing at Statham. Clearly Thorn's pissed that Statham has been in the Canada he hates to shoot a few of his films. All we can decipher from Stat's lips is "Oy". Now the rest is fuzzy even is super-slow-motion, but the result is that medics are currently trying to remove Stat's 13-size boot from deep in Thornton's a**.

Winner by way of rectal insertion: Jason Statham


Next up:

Quentin "Maxwell House" Tarantino vs Martin "Starbucks" Scorcese

Ding, ding, ding!!! The bell rings to start off this match of epic proportions. Quentin gives Martin two arm drags from the get go. Martin rebounds after the second one with one of his own followed by an elbow drop to Quentin's chest. Quentin
gets up and delivers three slaps to the chest on Martin, Ric Flair style. The crowd go WOOOOOO, in succession to the slaps. Martin does a collar arm lock up and then throws Quentin into the turnbuckle. While there, Quentin takes the protector off the turnbuckle, exposing it. Upon the next lockup, Quentin throws Martin into it and it knocks Martin out cold. Quentin can be heard yelling, " I'm the new guy in town movie wise, you got that. My films are the ones people want to see these days, not yours"! He covers Martin for the pin!

winner-Quentin "Maxwell House" Tarantino

For our next match of the evening, it will be a tag team match pitting these two teams against each other,

The Hollywood Bashers

Mr. Scientology Tom Cruise and Dense Denzel Washington

vs

The Hollywood Has-bins

Joe "are you talking to me" Pesci and Tom "sellout" Selleck

the match starts slow with no real action until tom cruise gets a sofa out and inexplicably starts to jump all over it. tom selleck takes of his mustache and smashes denzel in the face with it. denzel is out cold. during the commotion, joe pesci gets out his biro pen, runs round to where tom cruise is jumping up and down like a man possessed and repeatedly stabs him in the neck with it.

it a no contest. pesci and selleck by KO and death.

the next fight of the night.............


mini me (verne troyer) vs terminator (arnold swarchernegggergger)

The match starts out with Mini me kicking at the Terminator. The Terminator just stands there and absorbs the kicks. Mini me then pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and hits the Terminator with them square in the face after climbing to the top turn buckle and delivering a flying leap towards him. Once again, The Terminator doesn't move. Mini me gets back to his feet. The Terminator finally says to him. "Are you John Conner"? "Do I look like John Conner to you you big metal idiot", says Mini Me. ''My internal CPU unit has been damaged, ............................ redirecting.....calculating....initiating...,,sequence, John Conner", says the terminator.
With that, mini me climbs up his leg and starts to punch him in the face, the Terminator picks him up and throws him off threw the ropes. Mini me lands on the announcer's table and his head gets stuck in the monitor, giving the Terminator a win due to Mini me not making it back into the ring by a count of ten.


winner. Arnold!!!


Though Talking To-can Sam


vs


Tony the bad ass Tiger!!!