Ask a Dumb Question
You ask a dumb question, the next person answers it and then asks another dumb question and so forth. So person 1 asks: "Is the grass really greener on the other side?" Person 2 answers: "Only if it's been fertilized and watered." Then person 2 asks another questions ... and so on.

1st question:

Why is the sky blue?

Because all the pink paint was gone

why are trees tall?

'Cause NBA players need some shade too.


Why is money Green?

You would be green to if you was stuck in some of the places that it's tucked into.


Is there intelligent life on another planet?

If there was, we wouldn't know - intelligent means samrt enough to stay away from us...

Just why exactly is Paris Hilton famous ?

Because she gives good head to the right people!!! Hey, you asked.


Why is a bakers dozen not 12?

Because Bakers always forget and end up making extra.

How come when you look up at the sun, it hurts your eyes... but when you look at a picture of the sun, it doesn't hurt?

Because a picture of the sun isn't magical like the real sun is! DAH!


Why are old, comfy shoes, the BEST?

They're scared to be thrown away, so they HAVE to be comfy!


Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

Because spoiled can be more spoiled!

Why do they let murders and rapist out of prison but lock up pot smokers for lengthy periods of time?

Two words: Natural Selection.


Why is Red RIDING Hood always walking?

Because the big bad wolf stole her car and sold it off for auction! lol!


Why is the world round and not square?

God's Feng Shui consultant thought a round shape would helpe take the edge off...(thank you, thank you, I'm here till Friday!)


Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

because the italians are atomically the same as socks.

how come melted cheese tastes different from un-melted cheese?

Un-melted cheese doesn't have the aftertaste of the alien ray-gun used to melt every food we like to pay double for just because it's melted - like un-iced cream or brown sauce...


Why does Canada have an army? I mean really??

They just want to fit in with everyone else.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The LIZZARD that laid the chicken eggs came first!

Why is water wet?

'Cause you need something to dry from.


Why do we always drop toasts buttered-side down?

The heavy side of gravity takes effect, that, and butter is afraid of touching the floor.

Why do dogs bark at and chase firetrucks?

What else can they do with a moving fire hydrant? The dran thing won't stay in place long enough for them to do their business!


Why do dogs like to crap on my front lawn?

Because its the best taken care of, and they just want to "contribute" to that! LOL!


Why is it when you buy pears, peaches, banana's, or other "under" ripe fruit, and you CHECK it every day for it to turn ripe to eat it, it never ripens, but when you go away for the day, it instantly OVER ripens, and turns into brown OVER RIPE mush in hours?

Fruits need love. If you don't give it everyday, freshness goes away. (GOD that was cheesy).


Why do fishes smell so bad, even they spend their entire life in water?

because nobody ever cleans out the water!!

Why do birds sing?

They took anger management classes. Better to sing "Don't worry be happy" then yelling "HOW THE FUCK CAN I PICK UP WORMS WITH DOG POOP ALL OVER THE LAWN!"
Or you can consider that your smile makes them feel like singing.
Whichever suits you.


Why does Superman wear bright red "here's the target folks" briefs?

Because the color blue makes Louis unhappy to the point where she would rather hook up with one Aquaman!!!

Why do doctors always say, this wont hurt, when it always does?

It's just so you'll know that when they DO say "this will hurt", you might as well kiss you lungs goodbye cause you'll be screaming like hell.


How come the smurfs are blue?

They wanted to be yellow, but the Snorks already took that color, so they settled on blue!!!




How come Elmer Fudd never just shots Bugs Bunny when he's just standing next to him? Is he a bad aim? And why were on the subject, how come the bad guys in movies are always bad at aiming while the good guys always seem to hit their target?

Guns that most if not all bad guys use are tainted with a virus that causes a very serious neurological condition called Seeingmanillowrageytis. When about to shoot a "hero" (Bugs Bunny is considered the hero, but in reality he's a bit of an asshole...), the bad guy is suddenly afflicted by visions of Barry Manillow hopping all around the good guy and can't control the urge to wanna kill him, thus shooting everywhere but at the originally intended target. Scientists recently identified a deadly mutated strain of the virus classified as Lamecagefilmytis, where the victim's only way to stop seeing bad Nic Cage movies everywhere all year round is to blow their brains out.


Why do Snap, Crackle and Pop hang around a cereal bowl all the time?

Because they see that their are KNIFES beside PLATES....
*shrugs in an I don't know fashion*


How come my cats breath smells like cat food?

(I cant BELIEVE NOBODY has asked this one yet!)

For a couple of reasons, this way, they don't have to smell their food as they already can smell their breath and know what their food smells like. They also mask the smell of your food after they have ate it by eating some of theirs. This way, when they lick you in the face, it seems like they haven't touched your food.


Why is it, when ever you take a drive where there is a lot of people, you can always spot about 5 people picking their nose on the highway or any someplace? It's tue, if you haven't noticed this trend, just pay attention from here on out and you will notice this gross behavior. Maybe they really think people don't see them, or they just don't care?

Those people are actually insurance salesmen who will try anything to distract you so you'll ram your car into a tree. That way they can walk up to you while you're crouched down on the tarmac looking for your teeth and tell you arrogantly that maybe you should've taken that insanely expensive insurance package. Another variation of those sales people involves ladies and a revealing cleavage.


Why is it that only men get bald?

something to do with testosterone!?!

why do kids question parents?

To call parents' bluff on pretending to be smarter.

Why do school teachers need a book with all the answers??? Shouldn't they already know them???

I actually wondered that a lot back when I was in school myself!

They get docked in pay if they actually give out a wrong answer, so they have a book as back up.


Why doesn't somebody step on that Damn Geico insurance gecko?

The Afflac duck called dibs on that one, and trust me-- you don't wanna piss off the Afflac duck. That thing will quack your brains out.


Why is ORANGE juice actually yellow?

Because your drinking bottled crap, and not making your own FRESH!
(Seriously, if you use a juicer- it WILL be the same color as the sliced open orange! )


If Atlantis absolutely existed, and scholars around the world agree this all to be true- why hasn't anybody found it yet?

'Cause its REALLY good at playing hide n' seek!


Why isn't a quarter called simply a fourth?

Because your head will explode if you call it anything else!

(please don't try this at home. Experts say if you do, you could suffer permanent paralysis)



Why do Burt and Ernie share a room together on Sesame Street if they are not gay, or are they?

Of corse they are gay, but they don't come right out and SAY it- its more of a subliminal thing.
Why else would 2 grown men sleep in the same bedroom? I mean, come on!

Why am I having A BRAIN DEAD DAY? It is just possible that being in the very close proximity of Brittney Spears the last few days, rubbed off? OMFG?!?

*fears the answer*

(You stole my thunder with that Britney Spears joke; My first reaction would've been a Lohan/Spears/Hilton proximity joke...)

Brain is a quite unstable organ; it just can't stay where you want it to stay and follows the path you subconsciously thread for it. If, for example, you go to the gym, brain will melt down to your muscles (which explains the strange speech pattern found among the likes of Arnold Schawrzvinager or Sly Stallone or Lou Ferigno).
In your case, brain being dead, I'd say you watched the latest Nic Cage film, thus forcing your brain to emulate emtpiness of content.


How can eggs taste good but actually smell like someone broke wind?

Because that was "sick joke #37" that God made for humans when he was making everything.

Why do dogs sniff each other's butt's?

Ahahahaha!

Actually, thats WHAT A FART tastes like....


Why does the easter bunny hide eggs?
(Oh, if you know this joke, your tongue will be bleeding! LOL!)

Don't know if this is the joke you were thinking of but my answer is....


The Easter Bunny hides eggs because hiding sperm is too sticky!!!!

EEEEWWWW, bro!!!!


Why do roller coasters make me sick?

Because bugs fly into your mouth as soon as you start to go really fast downhill on one.

Why does it always rain on holidays?

(happy Good Friday by the way)

(Thank you, although my current crisis of faith pretty much obliterates its meaning for me, other than the fact that it's the title to an awesome Bob Hoskins crime film)

To understand why it rains on Hollidays, you have to remember that western civilisation as we know it originated from Europe, where gods live on a mountain top and fornicate with humans at will (at least according to my neighbor's wife when she starts screaming OH GOD repeatedly). Gods of this continent are oblivious to those archaic practices however, and respond to dances for any request their people might have upon them. SO when a bunch of college student gone on a bender for 5 days start doing the bunny hop in the middle of main street to the music of the Village People cause they think that shit's funny, the Gods choose to interpret it as a request for rain, cause the other option would be to shove a lightning bolt into each and evryone of our a**es for having created the Village People in the first place.


Why did we ever like the Village People??? Who the flock thought it would be cool to dance with hand gestures to a song about a boy's gym club???

Because at the time when they became famous, it was all caused by this epidemic going around that caused the brain to think that uncool stuff was cool. I mean, come on, a police officer , American Indian chief , cowboy , construction worker , biker, and a Military man were just plain stupid. This epidemic really messed a lot of stuff up in the 70'S, just look at Disco!!!


Why do young boys today think it's cool to wear their pants down half way to their knees, exposing their boxers and everything. Looks so stupid and retarded!!!

Because it stops their mommies from asking if they put on clean underwear...the answer is just to look...



Why can't penguins fly? They HAVE wings?


(Oh, answer to the Easter Bunny question/joke was: 'So that nobody knows he's been f**king chickens again.')

Because they don't get accumulated travel miles like other birds do!!

Why do people scream in scary movies? Doesn't that just let the killer know where you are. Better yet, why don't they run away faster or get out of Dodge when the killer is hot on their ass?

It's called a "Date Booster". Chick screeches have a scientifically proven effect on other chicks that send them into their own scared-shitless frenzy and eventually have them seeking refuge with the nearest dude, no matter how ugly he is. So the uglier you are compared to your date, the scarier you should pick a movie to watch with her. You'll be hitting second base before you know it!



Why is there always a Bride-n-Groom figurines set on wedding cakes?