Full Version: Superhero/power Game
This is easy, give the poster above you a superhero name and a power. Don't use their screen name. Come up with something original. Let the fun begin!!!
Hum...interesting...
So Thumber's Superhero identity is...PLOT DEVICE! a superhero whose sole power is to create, out of the blue, situations that bring twists and turns to the story.
So Thumber's Superhero identity is...PLOT DEVICE! a superhero whose sole power is to create, out of the blue, situations that bring twists and turns to the story.
This one is tricky, judging by your avatar. 
Arnprior, I'm going to go with something like.... The Knower! The Knower sees all from the shadows and can pass threw the annuals of time, giving him infinite knowledge and wisdom of everything! He has been here since the dawn of time and will most likely be here to the end. Not a lot is known about this mystery man other then what he want's to be known. He is a protector and always seems to be there to save the day in time of need.
Arnprior, I'm going to go with something like.... The Knower! The Knower sees all from the shadows and can pass threw the annuals of time, giving him infinite knowledge and wisdom of everything! He has been here since the dawn of time and will most likely be here to the end. Not a lot is known about this mystery man other then what he want's to be known. He is a protector and always seems to be there to save the day in time of need.
The Knower...I like that. Makes me feel like I could actually be smart...
Thumper is (drum roll please)
Pile Driver
Whenever, anywhere in Moronopolis, someone is about to do something really stupid like put on red cowboy boots OVER their pants, Pile Driver appears out of nowhere to forcibly knock some sense into their thick skulls, the hard way! If only common everyday man Jeffrey Pilon had discovered his super ability to drive people's head right through concrete floors 8 years ago, maybe less people would've thought it smart to elect a second Bush in the oval office...
Thumper is (drum roll please)
Pile Driver
Whenever, anywhere in Moronopolis, someone is about to do something really stupid like put on red cowboy boots OVER their pants, Pile Driver appears out of nowhere to forcibly knock some sense into their thick skulls, the hard way! If only common everyday man Jeffrey Pilon had discovered his super ability to drive people's head right through concrete floors 8 years ago, maybe less people would've thought it smart to elect a second Bush in the oval office...
Arnprior-POSTER MAN!!
Has the power, or I should say ability to spice up any post. Talents include being creative and putting a smile on people's faces, along with the ability to make people guess at least 9 times on guessing games, thus extending the overall enjoyment of a thread.
Has the power, or I should say ability to spice up any post. Talents include being creative and putting a smile on people's faces, along with the ability to make people guess at least 9 times on guessing games, thus extending the overall enjoyment of a thread.
Seems to be a tow-person game.
More fun for us, I guess.
Thumer...
Thumper is *drum roll please* JUKEBOX!
Whenever Thumperius Dontmesswidus walks in on a lame party, his nostrils flare up and spout out "I'm your Boogie Man" which instantly sends everyone in the joint into a party frenzy!
Mom and dad told you to go to bed by nine?? Have no fear, JukeBox is here!
The chess club is havin a dance and all the girls are leaving cause they wised up that you're all geeks? Have no fear, JUKEBOX is here!
Billy Bob Thornton has canceled his concert because he hates Canadians? Don't call JUKEBOX, I'll be happy to give the mofo an atomic wedgie myself!
More fun for us, I guess.
Thumer...
Thumper is *drum roll please* JUKEBOX!
Whenever Thumperius Dontmesswidus walks in on a lame party, his nostrils flare up and spout out "I'm your Boogie Man" which instantly sends everyone in the joint into a party frenzy!
Mom and dad told you to go to bed by nine?? Have no fear, JukeBox is here!
The chess club is havin a dance and all the girls are leaving cause they wised up that you're all geeks? Have no fear, JUKEBOX is here!
Billy Bob Thornton has canceled his concert because he hates Canadians? Don't call JUKEBOX, I'll be happy to give the mofo an atomic wedgie myself!
Arnprior- The Go-geter
Helps people preform any task in life. Has the ability to fit into any situation to help get a job done. Is known for everything under the sun. Such is a wide range of things, like helping little old ladies cross the street to helping out the armies of the world bring peace and prosperity. Was once thought to be "Deep throat" from the water gate scandal but was cleared of that recently. Was the guy behind the Going Green movement as well!!!
Helps people preform any task in life. Has the ability to fit into any situation to help get a job done. Is known for everything under the sun. Such is a wide range of things, like helping little old ladies cross the street to helping out the armies of the world bring peace and prosperity. Was once thought to be "Deep throat" from the water gate scandal but was cleared of that recently. Was the guy behind the Going Green movement as well!!!
Thumper..... is now...
Huricannara! (And I bet you didn't know I secretly watch wrestling, didcha?)
He leaps into situations, knocking his evil opponents to the ground and winding them. His secret power of executing EVERY wrestling move at super sonic speed only make him more dangerous!
Oddly, his superhero outfit looks oddly like wrestling tights. Go figure!
Huricannara! (And I bet you didn't know I secretly watch wrestling, didcha?)
He leaps into situations, knocking his evil opponents to the ground and winding them. His secret power of executing EVERY wrestling move at super sonic speed only make him more dangerous!
Oddly, his superhero outfit looks oddly like wrestling tights. Go figure!
TerriKhali is....*insert 60s TV Batman music*
OUT-BURST, Mistress of Darkness!
Whenever douche bags are on the loose and wreaking havoc, this mistress of the underworld catches up to them and out bursts a farting demon she summoned to give them nausea to end all nauseas! Super villains should have a change of pants ready, she's even more ruthless to them: she feeds the demon with egg salad first!!!
OUT-BURST, Mistress of Darkness!
Whenever douche bags are on the loose and wreaking havoc, this mistress of the underworld catches up to them and out bursts a farting demon she summoned to give them nausea to end all nauseas! Super villains should have a change of pants ready, she's even more ruthless to them: she feeds the demon with egg salad first!!!
Arnprior has assumed the mantle of..............Maple Leaf muscle man.
Being Canadian, he fights for all things Canadian and the Canadian way. If there is trouble in Canada, he's your man. He protects the home front and keeps all evil doers out of the country! His abilities are super strength and super knowledge. He makes Superman look like a puss! The most feared hero in the world!
Being Canadian, he fights for all things Canadian and the Canadian way. If there is trouble in Canada, he's your man. He protects the home front and keeps all evil doers out of the country! His abilities are super strength and super knowledge. He makes Superman look like a puss! The most feared hero in the world!
hmmm..... im rubbish at this sort of thing! 
ok, i will call thumper the prosecuter! lol
I have seen him smack down people soo many times with his sharp tongue and witty words, and compleatly rips the other persons statement to threads when it was absolute bollox and you put them back in their place! yet still seem nice about it!! lol i love it!
ok, i will call thumper the prosecuter! lol
I have seen him smack down people soo many times with his sharp tongue and witty words, and compleatly rips the other persons statement to threads when it was absolute bollox and you put them back in their place! yet still seem nice about it!! lol i love it!
I try.
NINI- Pub Girl
Can be found in many different pubs throughout Ireland. Can drink with the best of them. Can down 5 pints in 2 seconds and still ask for another no problem. Can be found making drinking bets to protect the people of her country, as In, if I beat you drinking, you have to leave town bad guys!
NINI- Pub Girl
Can be found in many different pubs throughout Ireland. Can drink with the best of them. Can down 5 pints in 2 seconds and still ask for another no problem. Can be found making drinking bets to protect the people of her country, as In, if I beat you drinking, you have to leave town bad guys!
QUOTE(Thumper @ Apr 13 2009, 10:28 AM) 
Arnprior has assumed the mantle of..............Maple Leaf muscle man.
Could we change that to Fleur de Lys Man? no offense Terri. I DO see myself as a Canadian, but also am proud to be FRENCH Canadian. After all, every swamp needs a frog...
Thumper...
One of these days I'll run out of ideas for Thumps. Fortunately, today's NOT that day.
Out of the depths of Nebraska
Just as the world was crumbling in Fracas
Came the man with all the Hooplah
The savior they call NUKE-BRASKA!
With one swift heat-ray-from-the-eyes shot at a a dying forum, he'll light people's hearts up and make them feel like being better to one another!
NUKE-BRASKA powers up a thread like it's no one's business!
Every a Paris Hilton sex take won't get people chatting that much!
So step aside vile trolls and jerkoffs, you're no match for the original Thread Bumper - NUKE-BRASKA *insert theme song*
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