There-isarah

coat with a hood. I don't do Mary Poppins!





How about,

two lumps of sugar for your coffee or three?

oh 1!! lol
but 2 if i had to lol

tea?

or

coffee?

Right now, tee.

study over the weekend for a test

or

cram for it the night before?

study over the weekend for a test

Favor

or

service

service

salad

or

Fries

Salad. I'M sick of fries. That's all my son ever wants to eat. That and...*chill up my spine* [i]POPCORN![/i]


Sun Bathing

or

Midnight Swimming

midnight swimming

Glasses

or

Contacts

Both.
I wear glasses for work, contacts for play!



Hot Coffee

or

Iced tea?

Hot coffee of course


Truth

or

Dare

Hum...Some say truth will set you free, but sometimesit hurts much more than staying in the dark. I'd take dare - if you can muster up a challenge, then maybe you're strong enough for the truth!


A walk in the park

or

A dance under the moonlight?

A walk in the park

McDonald's
or
Burger King

I don't think I've even even been in a Burger King. That creepy King guy from the 70s TV commercial just freaked me out! Ronald McDonald was much friendlier. At least to a kid. To an adult he looks like Richard Simmons on crack.
So McDonalds it is.


A slap on the wrist

or

a kick in the butt

(When you REALLY must choose between the two...)

a kick in the butt ...i like boinggg boingg


dumb

or

dumber

Well, if I had to chose, I guess it would be dumb!!!

*grabs book real quick and starts reading to improve his education so he doesn't feel so dumb!!*



Flu

or


sinus infection

flu (you can get a shot to clear that up you can't for sinus infection)


the ability to breath under water

or

being able to talk to animals

Talk to animals. I'd love if my dog could tell me what's on his mind!!!


Being able to fly

or

being able to read peoples thoughts?

Fly i want to fly


Raw

or

Well Done

well done!

chocolate

or

crisps (chips/whatever you call em ) lol

CHOCOLATE!


Motorcycle

or

Convertible

Stilettos (those will get me any of the above mwahahah )


flats

or

heels

Ha! It's either sandals or sneakers for me all the way.


apples

or

oranges

Well, you can't compare the two! *tou-gou-doum tsh*
I'll go with Oranges. Easier to eat one bit at a time.


Ken Burns

or

Michael Moore

I kind of like Michael Moore, he really gets into his documentaries and trys to spill the truth, even if he is misunderstood sometimes.


Chocolate

or


vanilla

As previously mentionned...
CHOCOLATE



Snap, Crackle & Pop

or

Sugar Bear

Sugar bear all the way!!

fishing

or

hunting?

I went hunting once. I can't say I care for it. I might raise a controversial debate, but it's not sports nor survival neccessity, it's just kiling for kicks, AKA murder.
Fishing, though, that could be quite sporty. And, for some reason, I like struggling with the King of the Pond. As long as I don,t have to stab that worm with the hook (ewww).


Throwing a cream pie to Dubbya's face

or

Pinning a "Kick me" sign Bill O'Reilley's back?

Oh, the kick me sign!


Playing on the comp


or



outside in the sun!
(see yah all AGAIN today- just TOO nice to stay in!)

Outside in the sun. Then again, I've enjoyed that all week...


Putting a telemarketer on hold for 10 minutes then hanging up in their face

or

ACTUALLY winning an argument against an idiotic troll

Well, since I don't give a shit about what a troll thinks- getting them upset IS fun, however, one will NEVER admit to EVER being wrong...so... its the telemarketer by default, I guess.


looking into the sky


or


looking down from a tall building

The sky, hands down. it's beautiful and harmless. Looking down is scary in my tummy.


Franks n' Beans

or

Grapefruit and Bran

ok, we have a language barrier! what are franks? lol
i like grapefruit... so since i dont know what the other is ill go with that one! lol

normal cheese sandwich

or

Toasted cheese sandwich

toasted cheese for sure


going to the movies

or

taking in a movie at home

I LOVE the movie-going exprience, but I can't stand the rest of the audience - people talking, laughing out loud, smakcing food, etc...Ugh... So home it is. There's no place like it, apparently.

Charlie Brown

or

Tommy Pickles

Charlie Brown all the way, I used to collect the Peanuts comics when I was a little boy.

Soup

or

sandwiches?

I think I overdosed on sandwiches when I was in elementary school. I'm pretty such I woke up a few times in sweat aftera nightmare that involved me eating a sandwich. with pickles. And mustard (ugh....)
Besides, soup is a universal remedy for any ill. Feeling blue? Have a vegetable soup. Down with the flu? Chicken/noodle. Constipated? Pea soup...


How 'bout

Picking your nose

or

Scratching an itch till it bleeds

Picking YOUR nose hehehe (i do that to my kids) hahah


This

or

That

It has to be this. Don't ask me why, it just seems so. lol.

doctors visit

or

dentist visit

Dr`s all the way


for powertortoise hope you are next hehe

Master Oogway

or

Master Shifu

I'm next, but he was better in Kung Fu Panda!




smoking

or

non smoking sections

NON-smoking, even though I smoke.
If I want my food to taste like tobaco, I'll sprinkle tobacco all over it. Otherwise, take it outside, I'm eating goddamn it!



Chinese Buffet

or

Salad Bar

Salad bar myself, but a good buffet rules all the way.


scary movies

or


adventure movies

Adventure, hands down. My weeks are stressful enough as it is, no need to get it in my entertainment too. Otherwise it shouldn't be called entertainment, but a JOB. Or a celine Dion album...


Lindsay Lohan

or

Amanda Bynes

Lindsay Lohan hands down for me. She looks almost identical to my old high school sweetheart.........that bitch!! lol



white bread

or

wheat bread

Who the heck eats WHEAT bread????
Waiter? I'd like an order of sand paper please. And make sure to use soya margerine and a toffu topping. Thanks!



10,000$ to play Russian Roulette

or

200$ after spending a month living as a homeless

That's a tough one, but I'm going to go with the $200.00. Better to be safe then sorry!

A chance to be on "Who wants to be a millionaire"

or

A chance to be on "Wheel of Fortune"

I'd go with Millionnaire. I like trivia questions, and audience are forced to shut the heck up while you're playing. Not to mention Pat Sajack always seems to look like he can't wait to get home and go sit on the can, and that wheel just really gets on my nerves for some reasons. Is that show still on?


A starring Role in a Uwe Boll movie

or

A walk-on part in an Oscar-bound Spielberg movie

A walk-on part in an Oscar-bound Spielberg movie hands down!!! Any Spielberg movie would be cool, Oscar or not.



Jello

or

pudding?

if by jello you mean jelly, then jelly everytime!!!

full baseball bat swing to the teeth
or
full baseball bat swing to the balls (or knees if you're a girl )

Well, if I MUST choose, I'll go with the nut-bust hands down. I don't plan on having more kids, and I'll still be able to show my face in public...once the awkward grimace has faded.


Kraft Macaroni n' Cheese

or

Grandma's Fruit Cake

Kraft Macaroni n' Cheese, loved it since I was a kid, as long as it's extra cheesy.

Grandma's Fruit Cake's are made right here in my home town, that's where their plant is at. I don't much care for them, but I like the Rum they put in them. That's one of the things that put Beatrice Nebraska on the map back in the olden days!


Surprise party

or

a planned outing