The games rule are simple. Ok, I can't really explain the rules so I show the the example first:
EXAMPLE:
Member 1
If I gave you 10$, would you ______?"

(and the next member replies and go on with another question)
Member 2
NO WAY, Because______"
If I gave you 80$, would you _______?

(and so on.. )
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Ok, so lets start:


If I gave you 1000$, would you quit playing the computer for 10years?

No way! thats not nearly enough!! lol i cant just leave my new lappy! lol and im addicted to it! lol

If i gave you $1 would you eat a worm?

It would take a lot more then that. Maybe if I was on a reality show and had to, maybe.

If I gave you directions, would you follow them or get a second opinion?

I would follow them!

If i offered to make you dinner would you trust i am a good cook and eat it or fear for your life?!

I would trust you to the fullest. I'm guessing your a good cook as we have touched on food subjects here before and I know you have good taste.

If I gave you a book to read, would you?

Yes i would!!

If i gave you a turtle would you like it?

Sure, why not. I have an aquarium that would work for him. I had a pet turtle as a kid. His name was Hirkamere!
He was a snapping turtle and he bit my finger once and wouldn't let go. My Dad had to pry him off with tools. I couldn't be mad at the turtle though, it was in his nature!

If I gave you inside information on betting ( the horse track ), would you use it?

Nope, I don't gamble.

If I have you a hug, would you hug back?

Sure, why not! Hugs make the world go around. You should hug at least one person a day!!!


If I gave you a wooden nickel, would you be mad?

No! id think it was quite cool!

If i gave you a wedgie would you be mad??

Depends if you hurt my, well, you know!! lol!!!

If I gave you a safe, would you try to crack it open?

Used to love doing that. So, yeah...depending on what's inside.

If I gave you a hammer, would you break out in song about having a hammer?

No, I wouldn't break out into a song, but I might bust a move!!! lol!!


If I gave you a map to hidden treasure, would you go look for it?

I always wante to try that -finding lost treasure- so yes, I would.


If I gave you a big movie star's private phone number, would you give them a call, just for the thrill?

Sure, why not. I talk to Jim Ross from WWE occasionally from time to time as I grew up by him. He was our neighbor and we remain friends. I promised him I wouldn't let anybody in the wrestling threads know that, but he won't check here. He just checks out the wrestling threads cause I turned him onto them and this site so he has movies to watch on his plain flights, plus he likes to keep up on the fan gossip. He act's as a ghost here and doesn't ever say anything though. Maybe he's afraid of the WWE finding out he is associating with internet marks or something, since that would piss the WWE off.


If I gave you advice on how to cheat on slot machines, would you try it out?

Sounds interesting, but no. The risk of getting caught outweighs the benefits. Besides, I don't want to jinx my own gracious luck -- I don't always have what I desire, but I never fail to get what I need. So I DO consider myself a very lucky man.


If I gave you 5 minutes to live, what would you do with them?

Firstly I would say thank you, it's very kind of you to give me that many!
Next I would make sure that I find one game on here that had been part of and had finished
(that may be five hours but I will take it as a minuet)
I would write my will, not got much stuff so lets say min and half
2 mind left and I will tell my girls that I loved them, would mean waking them up which they may not forgiveme for but hey! And then kiss the wife

Soppy?

If I gave you a blank cheque what would you do?

I would ask the amount that I could fill in it, without having it bounce- DAH!

If I gave you the cutest little baby kitten, what would you do?

I would give it to somebody who appreciates kitties...Somebody OTHER than my better half.

If I gave you a stolen car, but a REALLY nice one, what would you do?

I hate to say it, but consider that baby chopped! Couldn't risk it being around, and I know the outlets to get rid of it. God, ....that makes me sound bad....doesn't it? But money is better then having it sit around and the risk of going to jail.


If I gave you a chocolate Easter bunny, would you eat it?

Faster then you could type a reply in the games forum Thumper!
LOL!


If I gave you my spare helmet, would you put it on, jump on the back of my motorcycle with me- and trust me with your very life?

I sure would!!! I would trust ya.


If I gave you the key to a city, would you be honored?

Depends on the city.
If it was for mine, I'd say Nice try!

If I gave you the key to my house and told you I'm leaving for two weeks, would you be tempted to come over and have a peek?

If i had the money to get there yes!

If i gave you all the time in the world what would you do?

Watch every movie I never had time to watch!

If I gave you a super-8 camera, what would you film with it?

Anything that interested me at the time.



If I told you the ending to a movie, would you get mad or still watch it?

I wouldn't get mad. I'd make you eat the DVD through an orifice not usually dedicated to eating, but I wouldn't be mad. I might watch it before the insertion, though.


If I gave you a pair of pants without telling you where they come from, would you wear them or distrust me and wash them first?

I wouldn't wear them. I have a phobia of that. If we go to a thrift store and buy clothes, they have to be washed 3 times before I'll wear them.

If I gave you something that you didn't like, would you tell me or be nice and just except it?

I would accept it, sell it on ebay

If i gave you a fake rollex would you notice?

I might not right away, because I wouldn't know what to look for as I'm not a watch or jewelry man, but a couple of my friends would pick up on it right away.

If I gave you the power to see your own future, would you check to see what it would bring for you?

ABSOLUTELY not. I'm a paying member of the Ignorance-is-Bliss society, local 209. And believe me, my bliss goes DEEP...
(Did I just call myself ignorant...I'll ignore that.)


If I gave you the number and address to a guy who dates your ex, would you act in any way upon it?

No, if he was dumb enough to hook up with her like I was, then he deserves her. I haven't had an ex in over 15 years though. All my ex's have become fat....I'm loving it!!! Growing older does have it's simple rewards if you know what I mean!! lol

If I gave you $500.00, would you pay me back somehow?

(You know, you just made me curious about my own exes...haven't seen any of them since I've been in my current relationship, going on 11 years)

Somehow??? Would I pay you back Somehow?
If I ever gathered the guts to borrow money, and that much money above all, I WOULD give you something back in return, but not ANYTHING...
BUT, I firmly believe money is the silver bullett to a friendship; no matter how close or bros you are, if money is onvolved it WILL get ugly.
So I'd probably sell my left nut to a castrati before borrowing money from my bro.


If I gave you decisional power over my organs then promptly dropped dead, would you keep my body untouched for my journey into the Undiscovered Country or give the gift of life to someone who needs it?

If you gave me the power and didn't have any hang ups on it, then they would be donated to someone who could use them as I believe in doing that myself. Anytime you can help the quality of life for someone else by doing that, it's a solid blessing. To save and prolong life is a wonderful and beautiful thing!!!


If i gave you the rights to a story but didn't want credit for it, would you run with the story and claim it?

That would depend if it was a GOOD story or not, one would only assume....
If it WAS good, then yes, I'd run with it, but still, I WOULD add a comment in the forward, and I'd cut the profits, even if you didn't want any.... probably give you 40%. The reason I'd take more, well, hell, do you know hard HARD it is to get a decent book in print? And agents... well, dealing with them is akin to chewing on your own foot! So, yah, Id take more for the hassel and the work, but... you'd still get a cut
Karma's a bitch if you cross her!





If I made you an uber powerful lawer, and you had the power to see people prosecuted for crimes they did not commit, and it ment either sending them to jail and a long and lingering death, or refusing and having your family hurt, tortured, or possibly killed because you didn't comply, what would you do?
**Note, you can NOT leave the position, as by defult, you and your family are put to death. You MUST make a moral judgment.

Family comes first, no doubt about it. I'd feel for the unlucky guy, but what could you do?

If I gave you an invitation to a social party, would you show up?

Probably not. I never had strong gregarious instincts, and my party days are far behind me. Besides, my particular familial situation makes it uite difficult to attend social gatherings.
A poker game with a few close friends, though, I'd be up for it in a jiffy!


If I gave you a copy of this summer's most anticipated blockbuster, would you post it online?

Sure, why not. But I would have to cover my tracks pretty good because of the Wolverine flick getting so much attention.

If I gave you the ability to be immortal, would you accept it?

No. No no no no no. And No. Just to make sure I'm clear -- NO!
Sounds a little philosophically cheap, but what makes me enjoy the little things in life so much is knowing it won't last forever.
Everything that has a beginning must have an end. Otherwise we wouldn't call it "Life", we'd call it "The English Patient".

If I gave you supreme command over the US army for one day, what would you do with it?

Send them all home to be with their families!






If I gave you a pet tarantula, what would you do?

I'd put him in an aquarium and keep him, it wouldn't be the first one I had as a pet. I grew up around a lot of them on a farm on the Texas/Oklahoma border. My step dad used to fill his shot gun with rock salt and shoot them when it came time for them to migrate. You could look out in the fields towards evening and watch them slowly move by the hundreds....they looked like little piles of cow shit moving threw the field. He'd stand on the porch for hours shooting at them, it was crazy.

What about a python? If I gave you one, would you raise it?

I would! And I'd love you forever if it was an emerald python!
I LOVE those! SO BEAUTIFUL! (and hard to find a baby one!)




If I gave you the power to help ONE person in ANY way at all , but not anyone in your family, what would you do?

I would help Stephen Harper find his way out of his own a**, then maybe he could actually start running the country, and thus help all of North America get out of the recession. Which would in turn intice unicorns to come back in our realm of existence, and they make it rain skittles all the time. (I need alittle nap...)


If I gave you the chance to speak your mind to George W. Bush, what would you tell him?

Well, 1st off, if you didn't use VERY little words, he wouldn't understand you. Over one syllable, and you'd loose him... so it would be akin to talking to a 3 or 4 year old child.... something like:

"BAD man! BAD MAN! Go far away. Never come back. Never write. Just go!"
Followed by a rolled up newspaper thwated about his ears- repeatedly!





If I gave you a car, and asked that you give it to somebody else, what would you do?

HUm...What kinda Car?
A nice one, and I mean NICE, I'd give it to my wife...
A medium but new one, I'd check if I should strip the stereo, and give it to a friend of mine so she'll stop calling me to car pool.
Any other, I'd give it to some family who has many kids nearing the end of their teens so they'd have one less to buy...

(LOVED your Bush answer, by the way...)

If I gave you the map to Santa's workshop, would you really want to go see it or keep the mystery alive in your mind?

O.o
Theres a MAP?

... and YOU have one?
OMG!

GIMME!

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





If I gave you 1 hour with ANY famous star in the world- would you meet them, or give the opportunity to somebody else?

Well, I'm kind of a big deal already so I'd pass it on

If I gave you the x-ray vision would you sneak a peak?

As long as you're not a 70s singer with a name that sounds trangely like "Harrillow", then were fine!

X-Ray vision, no way! I'd be freaked out to see bags of bones running around everywhere. Humans are like laws and sausages - you DON'T wanna know how they're made!


If I gave you a bag with 1 million dollars in it to hold for me while I use the little Canadian boys room, would you be honest and hold it or make a break for it?

I'd hold it, and then hold out for a tip.lol! If I stole it, the guilt would eat me alive and I'd always be looking over my back. Besides, money doesn't truly make you happy, if anything, it makes you more miserable at the times when you don't have enough of it, which happens more cause most of us never have enough.....like me!!! It makes life more easy, that's for sure, but it really is the root of all evil!!!

If I gave you a demo tape of some music I made, would you listen to it?

Absolutely! I always have a soft spot for lost causes!


If I gave you an internationnaly-enabled cell phone, who would be your first call?