Wanna play a game.. i found on the Harry Potter imdb boards? wut u do is u make a wish and then somebody else will grant it and screw it up some how. then they make a wish.


ex:

John: I wish I could live forever!!!
Sarrah: Wish granted, but every moment of your life is pure agony.
I wish I had a mountain of chocolate.
Mike: Wish granted, but you develop an food inolerance to chocolate so cant eat it and are forced to watch as it disappears as it's eaten by other people.
...


Start

I wish i could turn plastic into gold

New Game!

Wish Granted: But the government takes all your gold and coverts it into money to help the economy, leaving you with none!!

I wish I could fly!!

Wish Granted but you get turned into a bee and get swatted

I wish i had a new phone

Wish granted, but it's got no minutes on it and it's old and out dated!

I wish I could strike it rich somehow!!

Wish Granted, But then you are accused of running a ponzi scheme & the government seized all your assets

I wish I found the worlds biggest Diamond , never to be surpassed

wish granted, but then the world,s most crafty thief steals it from you and leaves you a piece of coal in it's place.

I wish I could have one year of good luck!!!

wish granted, but your incessant good luck means none of your friends or family can stand being around you, so you lose all your loved ones.

i wish i could travel through time.

wish granted, but the powers that be get pissed off that you stole the design of the Tardis and sue you for everything you own, thus enraging Dr. Who himself, who didn't get royalties as well!

I wish it were my birthday!!!

Wish Granted!
However, nobody else realizes its your birthday, and nobody appears to sing "Happy birthday" nor bring you cake, and no prezzies. Also, due to a date mix up about your birthday, ALL of your ID reflects the old date, so you dont even get a free drink at the bar....

I wish I could make wishes anytime I want!

Wish granted, but due to this, you soon get real bored having everything you ever wanted, thus making life boring so you become a nun and just stick to god!!!

I wish I could understand women better!!!! lol!!!

lol, wish granted, but because of your in dept knowledge, they all think that you are gay and you get no action lol

I wish my college tuition fee's wernt so high

*Poof*
Collage fee's are now $1.00, but due to the low cost, ALL classes are full up with a waiting list of 50 years, so by the time you CAN get in, you already have a career, family, and now, your getting into retirement years, and are vacationing all over Florida.

Course by correspondence? Thats another 20 year waiting list- you should have said that when you signed the FIRST waiting list.....



I wish you never had to PAY for the basic food (stuff like pasta, flour, rice, hamburger, lettuce, onions)- just the luxury items, like Lobster, Oysters, PRIME rib, yatta yatta....and even that would be almost reasonable in price, so NOBODY on the planet would NEVER starve!

wish granted, but as a result, you get really fat from over eating, as does everyone. Then they blame you!!


I wish I had a new car!!!

Granted!

But, its a NEW NEW car, in fact, not even in general production yet.
Its SO new, that it hasn't passed, or even undergone ANY form of road safety tests. The steering column locks up the VERY 1st time you are driving the Autobahn, and well, no more car, no more Thumper- just a scorched patch of road, a few missing guard rails, and a hubcap.

Your friends will miss you.
R.I.P.


(That will teach you for making me fat in one of my wishes! HA!)

I wish that I hadn't forgot to make a wish- and then have to come back here to edit it, after getting a sweet PM pointing out what an old forgetful bat I have become!
*lol*

Did I really have to die?

that's for killing me off!!

Don't worry, I still ya anyway!!!

What was your wish, you forgot to post one. You must have been all caught up in my ultimate demise, you forgot to post it.

I'll go with one.

I wish that I will live a long and fruitful life!!!

BLAH!


I did wish- can't you SEE it?
I said:

"I wish that I hadn't forgot to make a wish- and then have to come back here to edit it, after getting a sweet PM pointing out what an old forgetful bat I have become!
*lol*"

P.S.
Going to make me fat AGAIN?

There ARE fates WORSE then death, you know!

Wish granted!!!!! But because of the fact that you went back and edited your post, you didn't reply to my wish either,



So in essence, you fixed your own wish, causing a paradox that backfires on you. What happens is that you get real skinny, like a size 5 in women's wear, now you have to go back and buy all new cloths , but on the plus side, you look hot as hell!!!! Sometimes the powers that be can be cruel in strange ways, but at least you look good now, broke from buying cloths, but damn it, you look smoking hot now!!!!

(happy? )

Now what about my previous wish silly?

Thought I should grant Thumper his wish before something in the fridge gets passed the espiration date and goes berserk aftr Thumper!
So, you wished for a long and fruitful life?

*Pouf* Your wish is granted. You will live forever and become king...of Mars.


I wish I could get a week off from work right now.

(Sorry, I forgot! )

Poof, you have a week off from work.... corse, I KNOW your married, and thus, do not get a week off from being busy. Since you have all this free time on your hands for a week... wifie has a short 'hunny do' list for you, like: paint the house, remodel the bathroom, re-roof the place, build a garage (a second on if you already have- she complains of not enough storage room for all YOUR stuff!) get the yard all ready for spring, pull out a few trees, plant a few new ones, expand the garden plot, tune up the vehicle, and well... since she never really LIKED your bedroom- how about knocking out a wall or two, and making a walk in closet for her? While your at it, the place could use new HARD WOOD FLOORING through out too....


LIfe sux, then you get married- and it gets WORSE! *insert evil laughter here*



I wish I had all the money I needed to live a comfortable life, and maybe work a bit less.....

Wish Granted!
*Poof*
You're Michael Jackson....


I wish winters were shorter.

wish granted
but due to such short winters the earth has compensated and summers are now much longer and the temp reaches highs like 118 degrees

i wish education was free

Poof!

all education is free, but due to no cost, ALL classes are full up with a waiting list of 50 years, so by the time you CAN get in, you already have a career, family, and now, your getting into retirement years, and are vacationing all over Florida.

Course by correspondence? Thats another 20 year waiting list- you should have said that when you signed the FIRST waiting list.....

(daja vu)



I wish I wasn't Michael Jackson.
Damn you Arn! *shakes fist*

***POOF***
you're Latoya Jackson (but you still look the same? lol)

i wish i had a bigger t.v.

*POOF*

Now you have a screen the size of a viewing screen in a football stadium, but do to the high cost of running it, you blow all the power on your side of town and miss all your favorite TV shows!!!

I wish I could give the world.........world peace!!

*poof*
Human race is erradicated!




I wish I could see the Coloseum.

***poof***
your now a gladiator getting eating by lions


i wish i had more to wish for

Wish Granted
*Poof*
You're a naked homeless quadraplegic mute castrati with no teeth stuck on the sidewalk right across the street from the Playboy mansion.


I wish I could someday meet some of the folks in here.

*POOF*

Wish granted, but as it turns out, as soon as we all meet, aliens invade the Earth so we all have to run and seek shelter and hide from the impending invasion. So we all get split up right away and never get a chance to really know each other!!

I wish I could make money grow on trees!

Wish granted
*poof*
But money can't process photosynthesis, wihch results in instant global warming and drought, and eventually complete economic armageddon. All your trees have money, but there's nothing left to buy nor to buy it from. Look on the bright side - you can have yourself one hell of a Monopoly game will all that worthless money!


I wish I could teleport to work instead of driving back and forth each day.

*poof*-wish granted!!


But something really bad happens during one of your teleportation jumps. In your effort to save time and gas, you notice after your last jump that your,...ahmmm......your.. well, your damn penis is missing after your last jump! You can never find it again as it is nowhere to be found. This causes you to become a women in the long run as you can't live with yourself being not complete. Sitting down to pee becomes a whole new thing to you and your family gets broken up over the whole thing. You have to forge a new life from that point on!



I wished everything in the world was fair!!!

Wish Granted
*poof*
There's ferris wheels and carnies everywhere.



I wish I had a nicer car.

Poof!
Nicer car.
Sorry, don't WANT to corrupt this one. Arn's too nice. I think he deserves it!





Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener.....

Awwwww....Now I wish I could hug you cause you're even nicer!



Wish Granted
*poof*
You're a weinner. And all the loozers have been turned into buns.
Enjoy!

LMAO! That just sounds SOOO PERVERTED!
I LOVE IT!



You forgot to wish.....

oops responded to the wrong thing.

Can I have a wish? I wish I had nothing to feel stressed about.

WIsh granted but now you have nothing in your live, just a vast void emptyness of nothing!

I wish my college assignments were done

poof
just as you finish a magic gnome comes in a says that it is imperative to the world that he turns back time 12 hours and you end up havin to do them over, thanks for playing

i wish i had a cold sprite

Poof, all done!
Corse, the faerie that granted your wish, didn't know diddly squat about them- and well, they are all wrong.




I wish I could sleep in ALL day today!

*poof* wish granted!

But you are put into a state of animation where you continue sleeping for years, and when you wake up, your older then everyone else and 20 years have gone by!


I wish I could go on a kick ass vacation right about now!!!

poof you now on the isle of ass-kick and have been charged with crimes oyu don't understand the punishment.... a kick in the ass lol


i never got my sprite i wished for earlier so i wish for a mt dew then

poof
a luxurious 'mt dew' whatever that is, is yours to enjoy. Only problem is that you are now a lobster.

I wish everyones life was exstatic, with no consequences.

*poof* wish granted, but things become the norm that way and you go crazy because everyone seems to be the same, dealing with the same things and all, it gets to be too much in the hectic world, so you build a spaceship and go colonize another planet, where everyone is peacefully bored.



I wish I was 18 again!!

Wish Granted
*poof*
You got acne, you have no taste in music, your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, you can't drink in US, you drive an 18-years old rusted POS that still isn't fully paid-off, you're kinda dumb and you got jacks**t in the bank. AND you live with your parents.
But hey! You get to do it all over again! Enjoy!


I wish I didn't start having white hair yet.

*poof* wish granted

Now your bald 100%!!!!! This includes everywhere on your body!!! LOL!!

I wished I could just get in the car and travel wherever I wanted to at any time without having to worry about anything!!

*poof*

Granted, but you may never leave the car.

I wish i could get amanda holden in bed for a night.

*poof* wish granted, but as it turns out, she has aids, unbeknownst to you that is, and you contact it and die a slow death!!!! Oh....so not good!!


I wish I could travel threw time.

Wish Granted
*poof*
You're transported right before the Big Bang, in the dead of space.
Lucky You! You get to see it all happen. For the .35 seconds you have left to live before suffocating.

*THWAPS!*

Ummm, missing something?????
o.O

I wish Arn would make a wish!!! lol!! Your go at it bro.

Wish Granted
*poof*
Arn makes a wish that's absolutely bulletproof against wish-corruption. (hehe)



I wish Watchmen would come out on DVD RIGHT NOW!