Alright, this thread will be for an ongoing poem. The set up will be each person takes a turn writing a line. 4 lines need to rhyme, the fifth person will then be able to change the ending word to change the rhyme.

Example:
person1: as i sat

person2: and watched the cat

person 3: who was fat

person 4: after eating a rat

person 5: was very glad

person 6: that the rat wasn't mad............... etc.

Lol.....let's see if we can do it!!!!!! Alright...... and here is the first line

Bound down by these chains of scorn;

Bound down by these chains of scorn;

been watching hours of porn;

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way


So I fall on my knees and pray.

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord


Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?

Cos now to live without my "sword"

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"

Is something my spirit cannot afford.

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,

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Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,

You'll tell your granchildren when your old,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,

yet he fails to see the scope

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,

Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject
To one of what was that distant object?

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject
To one of what was that distant object?
Now is the time to reflect,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject
To one of what was that distant object?
Now is the time to reflect,
My broken dick, has made me garner some respect!!!

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject
To one of what was that distant object?
Now is the time to reflect,
My broken dick, has made me garner some respect!!!

He thinks of a sex change, how easy it would be,

Bound down by these chains of scorn
Been watching hours of porn
And I think I might have torn
my big giant lovelorn!!!

my mouth screams as I let out a shout
the silence is broken throughout
my lip puckers as i begin to pout
For, I think I broke my water spout!!!

Never thought id see the day
When I'd be forced to say
I'll not be able to have my way
So I fall on my knees and pray.

Why o why did you tempt me lord
Why couldn't i of been strangled by the umbilical cord?
Cos now to live without my "sword"
Is something my spirit cannot afford.

It's time for my story to be told,
the movie rights i have recently sold,
You'll tell your granchildren when your old,
the tale of the man with a tallywacker he could fold

A woman to love him he could not find
Which is why he was found, arms entwined
From the deepest depths of his mind,
he cried for the rest of human kind!

"Lord give me hope, I must try",
for without my help, they all will die
Alas, there's one thing I can not denie,
That i can only save them if i'm allowed to get high!

Through modern technology there is hope,
yet he fails to see the scope
In light of this, I'll smoke some more dope,
And pray I don't end up liking soap on a rope!!!!!

Now that time has come too soon
as he tries to hide in his metaphorical cocoon
It's funny, one would have to assume,
Cause I'm stuck in the closet with the broom!!!

But alas he thinks of coming out!
Because now, there is no doubt,
Its building uo in him! He needs to shout!
to prance, to bum - his gayness flout!

But then he freezes and stops to think
does he really want his passage raw and pink?
does he really want his weiner to stink?
does he really want man cum to drink?!

Then he stops caring, and switches the subject
To one of what was that distant object?
Now is the time to reflect,
My broken dick, has made me garner some respect!!!

He thinks of a sex change, how easy it would be,
free of a wee wee, how easy he could be she