I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest.

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe
that's when I decided, the way to go was booze!

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe
that's when I decided, the way to go was booze!

So, on that note a new poem should begin

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe
that's when I decided, the way to go was booze!

So, on that note a new poem should begin
once a finish this bottle o' gin

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe
that's when I decided, the way to go was booze!

So, on that note a new poem should begin
once a finish this bottle o' gin
although tis could be considered a sin

I'm lost to the depths of night,
I gave it up without a fight,
somehow i had regained my sight
probably because my pants fit so tight!!

I loosened the belt which had no avail
I'm thinking, "I'm fat as hell",
I'm that hungry I could eat a whale
the closest thing to eat was a nice juicy snail

I added some garlic with a nice gravy sauce
to my pleasant delight, $3.50 is all it cost,
I went for a walk to look for a horse
but instead, stumbled onto the golf course!!

I bought some clubs along with a ball
I knew I was in for the long haul,
a great weight loss programme, what a good call
cause Jenny Craig, doesn't seem to work at all!!!

I finished the course, all eighteen holes
Along with myself, I played with two trolls,
At the nineteenth, our lunch was three rolls
We all met our prospective goals!!!

I asked them back to my place for tea
I mean, sure, why not...it's free,
I offered them both a nice piece of brie,
They declined, so there was more for me!!!

Turns out they preferred human flesh
and started to make my body look like mesh
But I showed them a picture of the skinny Ann Heche,
and they laughed out loud as they thought I jest!

I ran from the Golf green before they could see
I wondered to myself, " Are they chasing me",
i stopped for breath behind an old oak tree
Where I found all smashed-up a Bon Jovi CD.

I ran on and on 'til I came to a bush
From which came out a nice and firm tush,
I palmed out my hand and slapped it...swoosh!
But right from behind me came a strong push!

I turned around but there was nothing in sight
I was really starting to experience a fright
I saw a tunnel and looked for the light
That's when I felt, a painful bite!!!

Ouch! I screamed at the top of my voice
It was painful, I had no choice,
I was struck dumb when i saw a Rolls Royce
Although I wouldn't buy one if I had a choice

The pain returned the car disappeared
And that's exactly when Jesus appeared
My sight returning, after all, was not weird....
but what was strange now, is I had a full blown beard!!!

Was it Him or just my reflection?
I wondered as I crossed the intersection,
it could've have been a manifestation
From a Sushi-induced indigestion!

I pondered and pondered about my next move
I needed to get back in my groove,
and also something for my head to soothe
that's when I decided, the way to go was booze!

So, on that note a new poem should begin
once a finish this bottle o' gin
although tis could be considered a sin
with gin and a poem, you're always gonna win!

I'll start a new poem, all fresh and new

I'll start a new poem, all fresh and new
i'll help ya along, considering im next in queue!

I'll start a new poem, all fresh and new
i'll help ya along, considering im next in queue!
And I'll follow you too, cos this game is glue!