A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
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A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
(Can't believe we're still onthis one...
)
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
(Can't believe we're still onthis one...
)
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
hehe me neither, will it come to an end, i wonder
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
QUOTE(Arnprior @ May 4 2009, 01:57 PM) 
(Can't believe we're still onthis one... )
)hehe me neither, will it come to an end, i wonder
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
the judge would not listen to his retort,
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, the make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
the judge would not listen to his retort,
A long time ago
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, to make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
the judge would not listen to his retort,
cos before he married he should have thought.
A guy named Joe
Poked his hairy toe
And screamed "oh, oh"
For the first time in his life,
He thought about a wife
Without the trouble and strife,
Of badly playing the fife .
You see, Joe's just an average guy,
Who likes beer, tobacco and pie,
and playing loud music on his hi-fi,
But shoelaces, he just can't tie!
He hatched a plan to find 'The One',
The ugly duckling to become a Swan,
So, with a sticky bun, and a whaling gun,
He knew exactly what had to be done.
He laid the bait, and waited for hours,
During which he took a dump in the flowers,
It could've been a scene out of 'Fawlty Towers'
because the duckling approached in mini trousers!
She was staring at him with a certain amazement,
She wanted to avoid being dragged off to his basement,
But once she caught sight of his luxury settlement,
She asked him to marry, with a pre-nup agreement.
As time went on, things began to change,
His new wife was estranged, and he went deranged,
The question was, What could he exchange?
Maybe he could bing her down to the shooting range?
He thought long and hard about this decision,
Until suddenly, in a raging fit of hypertension,
He looked for a knife for a nice clean incision,
because stabbing her reputably was his vision!!!
He crept up to her while she was in the shower,
happy to know it would be done in an hour,
He hoped getting stabbed wouldn't make her too sour,
"awww bless", he thought, as he went for his flower.
With a change of heart he produced a bouquet,
and decided to take her for a game of croquet,
He even washed the all grease off his toupee,
Then he confessed to her- he was gay
He donned lipstick and minced around,
out of the closet, no longer housebound
He went in to town in a ballgown to ask round,
to see if there were more like him to be found
He happened upon a place he never knew
which was full of strangers, a real motley crew,
He took them all to his place for a mulligan stew,
Which was, unfortunately, very difficult to chew.
During dinner, he proposed a toast,
then they toddled off down to the coast
being gay is what he liked the most,
of which he was not going to boast.
He walked the beach with the strangers in tow,
with no idea on where to go
Then he remembered he had something to show,
and before you ask, it wasn't his toe.
Joe reached into his pocket, and pulled out a note,
And on it also, it had a pic of a goat,
The words that were written of which I quote....
"Never eat spaghetti in a rotten, old boat".
So with this info, he told the strangers,
That Richard Simmons was bringing his dancers,
he wondered whether this would cause dangers?
Maybe he should start reciting some prayers...
So, to make this long story short,
his wife ended up taking him to court
the judge would not listen to his retort,
cos before he married he should have thought.
OK, time to start a new one, so here goes nothing,
In this hour of desperation,
In this hour of desperation,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
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In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
hehe, took me a while to think of something then
nw, Thumper....x
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
nw, Thumper....x
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,...............
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,...............
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery,
it took my attention from my eyeball recovery
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery,
it took my attention from my eyeball recovery
In this hour of desperation
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery,
it took my attention from my eyeball recovery,
my eyes were big and slightly rubbery
My forehead covered in perspiration,
in my moment of redemption,
I held my arms up to the sky!
I cried, 'oh why' and removed my glass eye,
For now I felt, I was going to die.
A small fly whisked by and stole my eye for a pie,
As now I'm left with no choice but cry.
This was strange and rather odd,
that this fly would steal my eye from my bod,
I grabbed my basket and fishing rod
"Please let me catch some fish", I prayed to God!!!!!
An eye for an eye, an eye for a pie,
As Yoda would say, " to catch some fish, I must try"
I sat on the bank which was not wet, but dry
I'll catch some damn fish, so help me or I'll die!!!
I waited all day and all night for a bite
But then got distracted by a passing-by kite
Then to my surprise and delight,
I felt the rod pull really quite tight.
Before reeling up, I had a big swig of beer
then out of the blue i heard a loud cheer
"Wheres you gay lover?" I heard with a sneer
The reply from afar was '"I'm here my dear".
So I caught my first fish and I caught another's desire,
I had no intention of getting stuck in crossfire,
it was bad enough being stuck in this mire
That's when I noticed, my car had a flat tire!!!!!
I wasn't best pleased at this discovery,
it took my attention from my eyeball recovery,
my eyes were big and slightly rubbery
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