Okay, so the rules are as follow. There arn't any rules just look at the example.

"unfortunately i feel down a cliff"
Next Post...
"fortunately you land safely"
Next Post...
"unfortunately both your legs are broken" and so on...

Ok, so we are gunna start off this...


I got out of bed this morning...
unfortunately I cracked my head open on the door.

Fortunately there isnt anything in your head

unfortunately the vast emptiness in your head causes space and time to reverse

fortuneately that means you change your fate

unfortunately the new fate turns out to be worse than the original!

Fortunately because you went back in time you now know all the lotto numbers and win millions

unfortunately you just dreamt this and are just after waking up in the hospital after you cracked your head open on the door

fortunately you have a very sexy doctor

unfortunately s/he's a transexual

fortunately your into that kinda thing

unfortunately s/he's only gonna do anything if you're a he/she

fortunately you are out of there now anyway

unfortunately you got hit by a bus on the way out

fortunately your really close to the hospital so get immediate care and the sexy doctor feels sorry for you and gives you some action

unfortunately you are now mentally scarred for life after getting it on with a he/she

fortunately you sue the hospital and get loads of money for sexual misconduct and can now afford to buy proper hookers

Unfortunately, the money only lasted a few days because you was robbed by the hookers and they left you brook and with a new happy friend who goes by the name of....AIDS!!!!

Fortunately a cure for aids is found within 24 hours of you finding out that you have it!

unfortunately aids (cured or not) is not your only problem............... a tiger has bitten your face

fortunately the scars are really cool and everybody wants to be your friend

Unfortunately, the wound that gave you the scar got infected when it was a fresh wound and as a result, they had to cut off your nose!

Fortunately it was a big nose and you look better without it now anyway

Unfortunately, sneezing seems to be a problem now!

fortunately you have a gas mask handy which cleans all air, preventing you from ever needing to sneeze again!

Unfortunately the gas mask makes ur nose itchy, and you feel a sneeze coming on

fortunatly, you make it to a completely dust free room and are able to take off the mask before the sneeze manifests!

UNfortunately the room is filling with water ( hold your nose , oops sorry about that)

Fortunately you quite easily leave through the door

Unfortunately, you find yourself in an antique shop with dust EVERYWHERE!!!

fortunately you love antiques

Unfortunately, the urge to sneeze hits you once more...!

fortunately you manage to get out of there with out doing so and get to a plastic surgeon where they rebuild your nose

unfortunately it now looks like michael jackson's nose!

fortunately you have a face mask like his to hide it!

unfortunately you have to stop in at the bank and get some cash

fortunately there is no queue at the atm and so you just use that instead

unfortunately you dont notice the awaiting crackhead zombie who plans to rob you ,directly behind you

fortunately when he sees your disfigured micheal jackson nose he gets scared and runs away!

Unfortunately, about this time, you receive the bill for your new Micheal Jackson nose from your doctor, being that the bill is so high, you get upset and and decide to go call him. In route to the phone, you trip on the pavement, bust your brand new nose and get a nice shiner on your eye as well.

Fortunately because it looks awful now you manage to convince the plastic surgeon that he has shody workman ship on the original job and he feels so bad about he fixes it free of charge and wipes the debt clear

Unfortunately, when you leave the doctors office, you get robbed and don't have cab fare to get yourself home..so you have to walk home past the city dump, having to smell the awful smells coming from inside with your brand new nose.

Fortunately you find a shortcut through the dump and get home half an hour earlier and build up an excellent tollerence for bad smells

unfortunately ,your spouse didnt expect you home a half hour early,so they already have company

Fortunatly, you're a guy, she's with another chick and your invited to join!

unfortunately this story is not a biography

Unfortunately your wife was expecting you to say no and when you join in and start on the other woman she dumps you and takes the house leaving you homeless

fotunately the house burned to the ground immediatley after you exited it

Unfortunately, you have nowhere to stay at the moment, so you take to the streets and find a nice large cardboard box to settle down in your new temporary home.

Fortunatly with in the box you find a winning lottery ticket for the previous night!

Unfortunately, the lottery headquarters is closed so you have to wait for the next day to cash it out.