>> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
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>> company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
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>> but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
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>> even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
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>> was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
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>> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
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>> thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
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>> water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
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>> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
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>> pressed.
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>> He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
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>> spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
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>> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
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>> staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices
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>> a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
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>> with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
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>> lipstick:
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>> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
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>> groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight.
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>> I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
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>> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
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>> breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
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>> His son is also at the table, eating.
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>> Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
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>> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
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>> mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
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>> then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
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>> you ran into the door "
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>> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
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>> perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is
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>> on the table waiting for me??"
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>> His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom,
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>> and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
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>> "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
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>> Broken Coffee Table £239.99
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>> Hot Breakfast £4.20
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>> Two Aspirins £0.38
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>> *Saying the right thing, at the right time* . . */_PRICELESS